Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Raven Evernight, Apr 15, 2021.
Am I the only one that thinks he got it on with an ape at least once before meeting her?
is there any lady ape during the movie? I only remember his friend, his adopted mom and that burly black ape..
Because not everyone's into beastiality.
Is it beastiality if he thinks he's an ape?
Short answer: yes. Long answer: also yes.
there was a tv series, not on disney plus because there aholes but there was something about a jaguar woman
Yes. Same logic applies when a white guy who thinks he's black says the n word and does blackface. It's still racist.
i fully agree with your point, but UHHHH what an unfortunate comparison you picked there
comparing a human thinking he's an ape with a white guy thinking he's black.... maybe pick another comparison next time omg
Because female apes don't like hairless monkeys
Although he fit in, he knows he's different. Every other gorilla knows he's different. That's why he probably doesn't see them that way.
I can't believe we have this discussion.
I'm just saying, but a jobless guy that leaves in the jungle isn't exactly what most women are after. If there is anything that might make a woman look at Tarzan, it'd be his looks.
And well, I'm pretty sure female apes don't really like his looks, so... He has pretty much nothing for himself to attract possible ape partners.
Jane was probably his one and only hope of getting a partner~
George, George, George of the jungle, strong as he can be!
Tarzan probably didn't even understand the concept of mating and thinks furless apes like him can't breed.
Anyway, Brandon Frasier used to be hot. Ai-chan wonders what kicked him off the scene. Anyway, did you know that there are 5 Scorpion King movies? Who keep funding these shits?
U think Hes a furry
He was sexually harassed by Phillip Berk and he had to pay 50k usd per month to his ex-wife. He had a rough life.
Actually that's what the author had mentioned in the novel. Did you read it?
I mean, we're talking about a novel where a human was able to physically defeat a gorilla, so realism goes out of the window. Realistically, Tarzan would have probably had sex with the female gorillas as the dominant male.
well, to be fair, his body was also wrecked by the rigors of being an action star. "He had to get two laminectomies, a knee replacement, several procedures for his back, surgery for his spinal pads, and even had to get his vocal cord replaced at one point." But yea, he complained about having his butt being finigered by an exec, no one cared, and he got blacklisted. Then his health issues compounded, his wife divorced him, etc.
hmmm so some people care about his virginity?
Where any liquid is drinkable water,
Anything moving is pantry,
And any hole is worshipped with "glory"
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You're the one who thought of that , not me.
Im outta here before I get cancelled
Lies. He prob fucked the local catkin like a true isekai protag before his mary sue came along to make his tastes more vanilla
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