Discussion Why is it so hard to kiss?

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  1. Harry

    Harry You don't see me

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    You forget the 3rd conjecture
    The legendary infamous cockblock moment, when the thing got heated unexpectedly something (from nowhere and full nonsense) coming and interrupt the critical moment
     
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  2. SummerForest

    SummerForest Sadness. Happiness. Togetherness.

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    Well, as an author I've been told that the kisses of my MCs are always on fire, so I think I should stop playing innocent:D:ROFLMAO:
     
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  3. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Ane-san】【Leader of the Koucha-gumi】

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    Oooh, now I'm curious. Do tell. Though if it's spicy, feel free to tell me in secret :blobpeek:
     
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  4. Archaic pickle

    Archaic pickle Uncle Pickle

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    It's like a French one,

    *Crappy crocodile Dundee accent*
    But down unda

    :blobrofl:
     
  5. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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    That was my guess xD
     
  6. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Ane-san】【Leader of the Koucha-gumi】

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    Omg, I died, especially hearing it in Paul Hogan's accent
     
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  7. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Ane-san】【Leader of the Koucha-gumi】

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    Apparently my brain hasn't shoved itself far enough into the gutter yet tonight for that, which is unusual
     
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  8. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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    ...I think it helped that I read his question in a suggestive tone xD
     
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  9. unkxz

    unkxz Lurker

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    you might notice, you read MC take a bath, a shower, a shit but never brush their teeth. I will feel uneasy as well kissing a girl without brushing my teeth for a while. and they actually passed out from the smell.
     
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  10. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Ane-san】【Leader of the Koucha-gumi】

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    Went back to read it and for some reason I could only think about it in the Jessica Rabbit voice, which really doesn't match it
     
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  11. Archaic pickle

    Archaic pickle Uncle Pickle

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    It's not like I came up with it on my own..... There are so many terrible pick up lines to read up on the internet....
     
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  12. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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    Wait, that was a pick up line?!
     
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  13. BenJackson

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    so cool....
     
  14. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Ane-san】【Leader of the Koucha-gumi】

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    The internet is a terrible yet wonderful place
     
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  15. Archaic pickle

    Archaic pickle Uncle Pickle

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    Can't see that being said at the bar? :blobjoy:
     
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  16. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Ane-san】【Leader of the Koucha-gumi】

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    Totally can, especially to an American tourist
     
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  17. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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    Only if afterwards the girl rolled her eyes or gave a dispairging look before going back to her beer.
     
  18. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Ane-san】【Leader of the Koucha-gumi】

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    You mean the girl wouldn't have just dumped the beer over the guy's head? Though, I suppose I would give a guy with a bad pick up line a chance as long as it was pretty creative
     
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  19. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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    tbf I was over such pickup lines by the age of 15, and younger than that I just didn’t understand them. I have a lot of practice with that disparaging look... lol. There are too many guys with cheesy pickup lines to pour a beer over them all. Plus, too obvious rejection can be dangerous. *shrug* Sometimes people just snap.
     
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  20. philosopher17

    philosopher17 Well-Known Member

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    JP beta MC will get a nosebleed on seeing a woman, so what were you expecting? A kiss would probably blow his brains out and sex is only for immortals.
     
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