Discussion Why would you do if you meet younger you?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by R0, Jan 10, 2019.

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Why will you do?

  1. Beat my younger self up

    41 vote(s)
    59.4%
  2. Treat my younger self like a royalty

    2 vote(s)
    2.9%
  3. Buy my younger self things that they wanted

    12 vote(s)
    17.4%
  4. Treat my younger self just like any other kid

    13 vote(s)
    18.8%
  5. Destroy my younger self's hope

    16 vote(s)
    23.2%
  6. Do unspeakable things to your younger self

    11 vote(s)
    15.9%
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  1. R0

    R0 John Wick Ch.3 hype

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    So, you know, for some reasons today, I ended up watching Danny Phantom movie where he fought his future self and reading Doraemon manga where Nobita kidnapped his younger self. Since then I've been thinking what would I do if I meet younger me. I would probably beat him up, lol.
     
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  2. b1w2c3

    b1w2c3 Well-Known Member

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    Make better life choices, that what i would tell him
     
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  3. UnGrave

    UnGrave 「Programmer」「Still a Weeb」「DT」

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    I would give my younger self a list of future information, and tell him to give it to a certain friend of mine. What's on this list, and why I want this friend to have it is a secret, but it'd make my whole life easier.
     
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  4. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie Coffee Addict

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    Tell myself to talk to girls or you'll get lonely... Well, too late.
     
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  5. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    I would hand over to him a list of stocks to invest in...
    Or, persuade him to convince my parents to buy said stocks.
    ...
    ...
    The future me would be rolling in money.

    *sigh* I can only dream...
     
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  6. tef0

    tef0 Well-Known Member

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    Tell myself about Bitcoin and then beat some fucking sense into myself.
     
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  7. Meloman

    Meloman Well-Known Member

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    1.- tell my dad to look after his health (forcefully, he would not listen)
    2.- kick my own ass into regular exercise and proper food
    3.- study languages properly (grammar)
    4.- work (and study beforehand) things related to editing/ publishing/ books/ drama plays/ etc
    5.- start writing stories much earlier
    6.- kick my brother’s ass when he starts smoking
    7.- keep in touch with some people and let go of others
    8.- looks after my favorite cat (put a leash on him?) who disappeared seven years ago
    9.- learn to play some musical instrument (even if it’s just mechanical)
    10.- travel more, go to some non-tourist places like rainforest or mountains or deserts

    Funnily enough I seem to not have any “win a lottery” or “prevent a disaster “ on my list... I used to have those two a few years back on my list.

    So yeah, I’d give my younger self this list above
     
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  8. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    i'd tell him to remember that one porn video with the blonde in a green bikini and anal beads cuz i've looked for years and not finding it is in one of my tope five regrets in life. Just below forgetting about that one old porn with the two lesbian chicks role playing as military officers and not kicking that Spencer dickhead for shoving me that one time he ran down the hall.

    Oh. And i could let him know not to sell his game to Game Crazy. Fukken piece of shit store.
     
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  9. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Teach myself the Dao of fap ahead of time.
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    It's not good to have such deep regrets in life. As a Good Samaritan and upstanding NUFfian, let me lend a helping hand with your noble quest in search of the meaning of life.

    Details would be appreciated. :blobpeek:
     
  11. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie Coffee Addict

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    Then you'll no longer be a ninefaps... Maybe tenfaps or elevenfaps. The world would not be the same.
     
  12. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Highly baitable with meme

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    Ask him to learn Japanese/chinese, open YouTube channel, so I can monetize those game.
    So I can use those money from ads to whale
     
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  13. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    so she by a pool, yeah. She just got outta the pool, yeah. And there's like this canopy, with a bed just under it, yeah. And then this dude comes in and they start fuckin and he whips out these beads, aight. And starts stickin em in, you see. Her anus just takes em in real smooth-like, you know. Might have been another girl too. Dunno. I had found it on Slutload but i havent been there in forever and man now im too afraid to since it just reminds me of disappointment.
     
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    Asdq Well-Known Member

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    Bro, you don't talk with girls like a man, it's the first rule.
     
  15. Yunchii

    Yunchii Best Wife. Tamamochii

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    I need to ask someone with that experience 1st... Let's see Mr. Emiya here "what did you do when you met your younger self?" "I'll kill him of course"
     
  16. hypercylon22

    hypercylon22 Actually a Burrito

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    Invest in bitcoin with all those money i stole.
     
  17. Fluffy Jellyfish

    Fluffy Jellyfish Anti-Harem Sect Elder

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    Tell him to die younger
     
  18. LuminaDawn

    LuminaDawn Well-Known Member

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    Tell him to get his ass in gear and stop being a lazy shit. Some future information to make his life less stressful. And list out my regrets and tell him to make sure that I don't have these regrets.
     
  19. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    Depends which phase. Im not twisted originally.
     
  20. Jiggy

    Jiggy I am JiggyliFAP~ the Blackjack loser

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    Tell myself to grow up. I knew what my ideal was yet my perspective on things was too different than I do now. Just a change in perspective can change my whole life till now.
     
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