Discussion Why would you do if you meet younger you?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by R0, Jan 10, 2019.

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Why will you do?

  1. Beat my younger self up

    41 vote(s)
    59.4%
  2. Treat my younger self like a royalty

    2 vote(s)
    2.9%
  3. Buy my younger self things that they wanted

    12 vote(s)
    17.4%
  4. Treat my younger self just like any other kid

    13 vote(s)
    18.8%
  5. Destroy my younger self's hope

    16 vote(s)
    23.2%
  6. Do unspeakable things to your younger self

    11 vote(s)
    15.9%
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  1. On-topic

    On-topic Well-Known Member

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    it's a fucking bubble, sell when it hits 20k.
     
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  2. LightOrNot

    LightOrNot Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8.

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    Tell him to buy Bitcoin.
     
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  3. ThatOneJester

    ThatOneJester Active Member

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    Sorry, the "Why" instead of "What" is throwing me off...
     
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  4. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Nonono. According to multifaps theory he'd live in a faparrallel reality, i'd still be here. :blobwhistle:
     
  5. chillo

    chillo NUF BioTerrorist

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    if I kill him would it count as murder or suicide?
     
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  6. oblueknighto

    oblueknighto Blue Person

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    I'd teach him not to make the mistakes I made. Then have philosophical discussions with myself and see how I've changed over the years.

    Also why are your poll options so negative? None of them help you (or your past self) become a better person.

    BTW what's with the "Why" instead of the 'What'?
     
  7. HellspawnLENW

    HellspawnLENW Member

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    I take pride in my actions of the past even though most of them were sh#t since they're what have made my personality so I would do nothing to him
     
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  8. rwnrmdn

    rwnrmdn Well-Known Member

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    As some of one above me have said...the parallel universe theory is an option...so...the choice you put up there wouldn't had any effect to "the present" if it chanhe the course of history...
    If the mentioned theory is ignorednone of the above choice i take...
    But what i would do or might say to "the past" is to be more religious and closer to God.
     
  9. Robbini

    Robbini Logical? Illogical? Random? Or Just Unique?

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    Depends how much preparation I have before I meet them and under what circumstances.

    I would definately tell me to not make certain mistakes I remember doing, and if possible I would try to find some record of many ways of making money provided you know the future and tell myself that. If I do get rich, I wouldn't be a spender about it, but I would maybe live atleast a little more luxuriously and then I would prepare myself for when that scammer calls me and punish them in return.

    Then I would tell me to improve certain aspects of my life.

    Though, this all is dependant on whether it's a parallel timeline me and if any differences wouldn't affect me or if any changes do affect me, maybe making me meeting younger me not happen, thus a paradox.
     
  10. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    Depends on the age of my other self. Anything before entering high school is salvageable. After my freshman year everything rapidly goes down hill and only able to perform damage control to mitigate the worst of the trainwreck that is my childhood xD. I abandon all hope once I turn 19. There after, only intervention from the gods can hope to correct my mistakes and do more then minor cosmetic changes to this shit show of a life.
     
  11. vlue

    vlue Jaded Isekai-Reader

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    Give my younger self a list of stocks to invest, yeah telling my younger self life advice won't work that fool won't listen to anyone.
     
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  12. fuzor100

    fuzor100 No Aim whatsoever!

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    I'm always living troubles to my future self. So if I can meet my younger self, I'll beat him up telling him 'how dare you leave troubles for me to solved!!"
     
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  13. Onamatopoeia

    Onamatopoeia Well-Known Member

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    I will have to teach my younger self to learn and do everything and not play
     
  14. Grenore

    Grenore 《Member》

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    at least I'd tell him to never leave the village, after all you could have everything in my village other then wi-fi. But most of all, I wouldn't need to pay for my daily necessities. [ where I had natural mineral water for FREE, and here I've to pay for artificial water. Shouldn't this be FREE]
     
  15. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief]

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    Knock some sense into my younger self. Both mentally and physically~
     
  16. Beltran

    Beltran «Hidden Bøss»

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    I'd take myself to an amusement and just enjoy the day. A little happy memory to push through the dark days.

    I think it's murder. Because the two of you exist as two different entities at the moment. Plus, it wasn't mentioned how the changes in your younger self would affect you so there's a chance that killing him won't absolutely result to killing your current self.
     
  17. Recouer

    Recouer Well-Known Member

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    Beat the crap outta me, imprison myself in a white room with only distraction everything i learned that i believe is of interest (+ food and daily necessities) then wait a freaking year
     
  18. Zheya

    Zheya A sinful bastard who begets good and evil alike.

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    Kill myself (and sibling) by burning my parents alive. I did them a favor. They can thank me in hell.
     
  19. Fiorisi

    Fiorisi {Ghost General's Wife} [Food Collector] ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ

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    Tell younger me that befriending the "popular" ppl is a waste of time~ True friendship takes a while & they could be with the most randomest ppl. Also, smack younger me on the head for always eating food first instead of checking for the expiration date.
     
  20. Wannabetransmigrator43

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    Probably make sure I never watch anime until I'm done with school that made me make some questionable life decisions (I mean what kind of dumbass refuses to study for final exams just because he can't wait another 2 hours)