Why you should read my novel

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  1. Sager

    Sager Well-Known Member

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    My novel contains the best original character ever
    This is Wike Mazowski.
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    One of the most powerful, evil and cruel beings in the world.
    He's kind of like the joker expect all his jokes suck like he'll flood a town with poisonous water, then spend like an hour explaining why it funny how it's ironic and that it's a reference to a tv show you've never fucking heard off, then he'll spend half an hour recommending the show to you and saying that's it's boring at first but gets good after episode 50, that's who wike is.
    And that's why you should read my novel.
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    Oh yeah and it also about this creature who is going to destroy the world.
    And you can put commands in the comments for the creature to follow.
    But you know that's not as important.
    https://www.scribblehub.com/series/11763/a-tumor-in-a-fantasy-world-choose-your-own-adventure/
     
  2. Meloman

    Meloman My dog is lazier than me

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    Is your character a friend of The invisible dragon? It reminded me of than sneaky lizard...
     
  3. Sager

    Sager Well-Known Member

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    I can only wish :blobpensive:
     
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    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    Best of luck to you but the picture is too ugly for me read.
    It's a freaking one eyed monster just like Plankton.
    You should try the Goblin novel, called Green something, it is an original written by a member of this community.
    Romance is hard to right but sex is the next best thing and easier.
    Lolis are also guaranteed traffic, perverts will flock to your novel.
    You can use "legal lolis" to prevent legal trouble.
    Peace!
     
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    Sager Well-Known Member

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    wike is only one of the characters in the novel not the main one.
    And yes this novel has sex and lolis in it sooooo~~~
     
  7. listener

    listener Tony's Friend

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    sorry more prefer a cute girls
     
  8. listener

    listener Tony's Friend

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    yup, legal lolis, and big boobs lolis is good too
     
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    Sager Well-Known Member

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    of course, my novel has cute girls in it!!!!!!
    Who do think I am!!!!!!!
     
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    listener Tony's Friend

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    Really ? from what you said, I thought you have ugly monster fetish though .
     
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    Assuming people's fetishes is very rude you know :blobneutral:
     
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    Now this kids is what we call a f***ing quality novel. :blobpopcorn::blobwink::blobphone::blobphone::blobphone:Another example of such a great novel is Invisible Dragon or peerless martial Arts. :blobspy::blobspy::blobspy:
     
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  13. listener

    listener Tony's Friend

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    sorry, I'm the honest type one, so i can't tell a lie
     
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    people don't compare my novel to such masterpieces :blobpensive:
     
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    Oh, true, sorry. Forgot these novels have transcended lel.:blobsmile::blobsmile::blobsmile:
     
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    listener Tony's Friend

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    you must be happy, or you more prefer get some bashing from them, what an M you are
     
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    Sager Well-Known Member

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    You are being very rude sir
     
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    listener Tony's Friend

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    I'm very honest man, but i'm sorry if you feel offended.
     
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    And... I am surprised that no one said anything about that Wike is actually Mike the monster but just red :hmm:
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    It's a me.... Wario! :aww:
     
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