Will you survive l'apocalypse?

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    So Ai-chan was watching this and Ai-chan is surprised that 90% of the medicines produced in the world is made in China. Now that China is paralyzed, there's nobody else to produce medicines and medical products. In other words, you're all doomed because there's only 10% supply in a world that needs 200% supply.

    What this means is, if you're diabetic, you will probably die first. Yes, China produce that too. You have AIDS? You will die too. You have autoimmune diseases? You will most definitely die and you will probably be the most annoying person in the group because you don't have immunity and needs people to constantly get you medicine. Ai-chan has experienced this first-hand while playing Survivalist. That diabetic girl was so annoying, forcing Ai-chan to go out into dangerous areas to find her insulin and in the end she died anyway when there was no more insulin in the entire game.

    So, if the Coronavirus gets worse, will you survive? Do you suffer illnesses that require specialized medicines? Can your illnesses be treated by herbs and rudimentary cuntcocktion skills?

    Ai-chan has no problem though, Ai-chan has excellent immunity and has no illness that can't be healed with a good night's sleep.
     
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  2. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Augur』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    Will @Ai chan survive the hugocalypse?
     
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  3. Master

    Master [Old Pervert] [Grandmaster]

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    If I need to be someone’s bitch to survive, you best believe it’s happening. blobmelt_thumbs
     
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  4. Beer_Kitty

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    Corona virus will die down before we even reach june.

    Its not that contagious.
     
  5. Crywolf641

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    Wasn’t it said that corona virus only affects old people or people with low immune systems?
     
  6. Scandalf

    Scandalf ~Blood Raven~

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    Chinese experts declared that they believe there is a decent chance the coronovirus will be a regular illness in our world.
    Might happen, might not happen. But even if it does, in a year or two, they will find a mostly perfected cure anyway.
     
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  7. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Recent numbers suggest otherwise, though, even if we assume that China didn't lie. Now even South Korea is having a large outbreak. Iran is having an outbreak, that their deputy health minister put himself on house arrest after contracting that disease. Singapore is pretty much paralyzed (Ai-chan is saying this very loosely), and with there not being enough medical supplies, it's just going to get worse.

    It's like Germany and Japan in WW2. They started the war strong and could take on anyone. As the war continued, the lack of supplies became very evident and they continued to lose the war.

    And from number acquired by some birds on the net, influenza infection rate is only 0.7% while covid-19's infection rate is 2% (unless Ai-chan misunderstood this as death rate and not infection rate). Hey, Ai-chan isn't a doctor. We only know that China has been underreporting the numbers, a fact admitted by the US CDC.
     
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  9. eray.gns

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    Can't say i have an excellent health, but I'm healthy enough to rarely got sick, but when it's time for me to get sick it usually need doctor/hospital to cure it, well...I'll live....maybe
     
  11. Underload

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    Having been suffering from cold all my life l I'm sure I am immune by now.
     
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  12. lehur

    lehur ぼく愛エリス

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    My country doesn't need chinese, all flight chinese block, except smartphone maybe in my country almost 100% in market from chinese, considering 5G new phone come up
     
  13. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    You know, that's quite funny. Ai-chan too had been having flu for Ai-chan's entire childhood. But the moment Ai-chan became an adult, has never had a flu ever. Ai-chan doesn't know if that means Ai-chan is immune to flu now, but Ai-chan imagine it must've now learned how to breathe properly.

    That's right, we came into this world knowing how to breathe and sneeze. But as we grew up, we learned the wrong way to breathe and sneeze. Heck, when Ai-chan was a kid, there was even a government health show that told kids to shut their noses when they wanted to sneeze so that it doesn't come out. Ai-chan did that too, until Ai-chan was hospitalized due to sinus infection. Don't shut your nose, cover it with your hands when you sneeze, but don't shut it! Your body sneezes for a reason!
     
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    Im stocking up on Ibuprofen and Paracetamol, alas, I can't stock Pseudoephedrine, as it is a controlled substance. This weekend I go shopping for rations for the apocalypse (or at least 14 days quarantine). I shall survive!

    *even though I have a horrible flu right now. Totally not Corona related... maybe
     
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  15. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    Nope, I probably will die :blobneutral:
    It's not the 1st time anyway:blobrofl:

    Though, for many decades now, I haven't even touch a medicine. So....I probably won't have any problem even if the supply routes died, probably:hmm:
     
  16. RizYun

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    so long there's the Sun stay still, I'll survive this FLU/Cold..
     
  17. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Oh no! Hope Nyan-chan gets better soon! Ai-chan would hug Nyan-chan, but Ai-chan doesn't want to catch it.
     
  18. Nyanko

    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    Today is day seven! I have self isolated because I don't wanna get Corona on top of this. I would definately die then!
     
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    i rarely go out of home and don't have any illness so i think i will survive from this one
     
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  20. Cutter Masterson

    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    I’m the same. Except I don’t go to the hospital usually I just walk it off. I’ve been to the hospital once in my life for something like this. The other two times was dehydration and dislocated bones. I’m a no quit type of guy. I’m a power through type. Mentally focus to shuck off anything and everything. We have a problem and no time to just lay around. I got s#@t to do.
     
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