Discussion Would you accept mpreg? [Scenario Fun]

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Who do you let bear the children?

  1. You

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  2. Your husband

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  1. AIm21

    AIm21 Well-Known Member

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    That is fine, that is fine, because he will help me one or another hehe...
     
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  2. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    A child being born from a mans anus? no amount of fantasy babble could explain away the defects that come from being born from a literal shithole. This is the type of baby you'll be seeing if such a freakish thing ever came to fruition.
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  3. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    A magical protection field could be put around the baby's body by the time it's leaving the uterus until it goes out of the body.

    Or you could do a magical cesarean delivery~
     
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  4. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    That's against the laws of nature, If a child can't be born without outside interference then that means it's a dead end from an evolutionary standpoint.

    What if suddenly all magic in the universe ceased to exist? Any child born would be riddled with disease and immune deficiencies, because for some inane reason the race described by the OP evolved so that children are born from the fecal ejector of a man.

    Since this is the case there would be no women at all in this universe because they would have died out due to males being able to crap out mutant babies from their swamp asses.

    I feel sorry for those babies, they would probably be born with that fish odor syndrome I saw on youtube.
     
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    911 [Officer][Official Police][Tag me when needed]

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    BY THE EMPEROR,
    WHAT A HERECY IS THIS...
     
  6. Scheherazade

    Scheherazade aw fk yis i love bees

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    Do I have council members or assistants or anything to take on work for me while I'm pregnant?

    Can the goddess do anything about my sex addiction?
     
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  7. HamsterOverlord-sama

    HamsterOverlord-sama Well-Known Member

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    I secretly cooperate with hubby to feign my own death and find shelter in his country. Then goddess won't have to make anyone pregnant. I just don't like the idea of having a child that much
     
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  8. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    This method of birth actually has a vagina-like canal between the legs open up in the lead-up to birth, which will close and disappear completely after the baby comes out. It's excruciatingly painful, but go cry to the goddess about that.

    I don't know why you think this one incident of miraculous birth means it's becoming the norm humanity has to rely on, though? Or that the goddess, creator of all life currently on the world, would build this particular system not to work?
    Your sons aren't going to be born with the ability to give birth. They'll have to ask for that from the goddess if they want it.

    Magic will never cease to function in this world. It's impossible - completely against its laws of nature.

    Also, I don't know why you think all men in the universe would suddenly turn gay just because they could give birth? Or why you think that women wouldn't just turn to also impregnating each other if men totally abandoned them...?

    You have your Beast Knights, but they're not specialised in politics and you're not as close to you as your husband's are to him. Some of them also leave you with the uneasy feeling that you shouldn't take your eyes off of them...

    Also, she probably could. Your husband's religious adviser would be happy to chase her down to hear your request out if it means he doesn't have to keep trying to convince your people you really are devout. Her solution could be anything, though, from snapping her fingers and removing the addiction to sending you on some great quest in a magical labyrinth to sort out the underlying issues.

    Sadly, you still need to have at least one baby, unless you're willing to let your husband "remarry" and have a child with someone else. You'd also be abandoning your country to the cultists, since you're their last defence against them.
     
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  9. HamsterOverlord-sama

    HamsterOverlord-sama Well-Known Member

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    As this damn country has been given to me by a selfish father that blamed me for the death of the queen and I would be very very seriously dead if not for luck and no one really cares about me there, I might as well say "Ganbatte! I'm off to my pink fluffy world of being spoiled rotten by hubby. Deal with your own shi- *cough*... ugh, problems yourselves!"
    I would also be fine with hubby having another family, I would just pay a hefty amount of money to put a curse on him after the deed is done not to mingle with the other rivals. I mean if he loves me he will agree. Let the other person and their child live as royalty but with no hubby.
     
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  10. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    Actually, your husband is so indulgent, that would probably work. :blob_pompom:

    Might end the world by letting the cultists actually succeed in overthrowing the goddess, though, unless you're still willing to support your husband and the goddess in opposing them.
     
  11. HamsterOverlord-sama

    HamsterOverlord-sama Well-Known Member

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    Umm, I got no bones with no goddess. Let the cultists have that petty country, I'll just move to another. Let the goddess clean them up if she feels like it, though I personally believe that no self-respecting goddess would bother with a rebellion made by some ants that know not the difference between heaven and earth~
     
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    First of all--that infidelity thing. No way. No way. Cut me piece by piece and I still wouldn't cheat. So please erase and don't slander the direct line! Aside from that slandering and fake news about me, The King, I wouldn't mind being the pregnant one. And oh, if I am indeed a sex addict I'll talk to him about visiting me more or me visiting him more. And of course, if I feel insecurity, I'll tell him to include me as well.

    However, if he, notice I didn't say "I," is a sex addict, then do not make him the bearer because the child he bears could not be his husband. Yet if the Husband is as great as you say he is, the Husband should have notice his insecurity or infidelity as coping mechanic. So maybe, the Husband also needs to work on his shit as well.
     
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  13. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    They're the main villains of the game, so they're sort of a big deal~! I'm sure others will stop them, though. Maybe.

    Unfortunately, the rules of the scenario are set in stone~! This character definitely does cheat.

    Your insecurity stems from being treated as weak/unworthy by your father. While your husband tries his best to support you through it, there's very little he can do. You use sex to cope with the stress of ruling, the belief that you're a bad king and a pathetic person, and the guilt that comes from constantly failing your husband.

    Your husband definitely has a lot of his own problems that he needs to work on, of course... He's a great king, but a wreck of a person and a very imperfect husband.
     
  14. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    You'll still be getting a baby that's the son of toxic avenger, all deformed and misshapen even if you have some magical vagina appear out of nowhere to birth it because the problem is that the sperm is still shooting through the shit canal. Even if the sperm reach this theoretical womb you're talking about which I don't even know is located, it's going to be covered in all kinds of shit and filth, I'd be surprised if the babies born won't be the reincarnation of kali, the goddess of death LOL.

    You might as well give these men proper vaginas and wombs and throw your anal fantasies back to the abyss, at least then you'll have some proper form of procreation. Would that make them futanari though?
     
  15. HamsterOverlord-sama

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    I mean, it's literally a villainous evil cult. They will be bound by the laws of cliches to be forever extra and forever beaten
     
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  16. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    .... murder suicide, cult style(rat poison in the coolaid). No seriously, my freedom has been taken, nothing I do is acknowledged, as it is by divine will that I am in my current predicament. There is no recourse I can take to salvage my life, because angering the goddess would do the same thing. So I do the only thing I can to punish the goddess, because no matter what happened I will be punished anyway. So might as well attempt to poke her in the eye before she condems my soul(as of being forced to marry another man isn't the same thing to me) to whatever fucked up afterlife she has in store, likely as a sexslave....(careful I will find a way to bite)

    On a side note, there hasn't been an heir to the throne, because the "husband" and I never consummated the marriage. Any time sex comes up, I get the guy alone, get him stone cold drunk and shove a chair leg up his *** a few times before retiring to a seperate securely locked room. All the professed love has been a lie and I comfort myself with a single barren maid that loyal because she was thrown away after being found unable to give birth.
     
  17. Scheherazade

    Scheherazade aw fk yis i love bees

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    What about we both get pregnant? We each carry a child and they’ll be born as twins. Is that allowed?
     
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  18. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    The goddess, creator of all current life on the planet, has designed it to work and it will not produce malformed babies. This is a non-issue.

    Sorry, but the rules of the scenario are concrete: in this, "you" are very much bisexual and in a loving, sexually active relationship with your husband.

    Murder-suicide won't be successful because the ancestor in your husband's blood protects him from danger and will likely insta-kill you for trying if you're not already dead. And like that ancestor, you'll quickly discover that being dead only makes you even more of her plaything. She'll probably just resurrect you and decide for you that you're bearing the children.

    You can do that. :blob_pompom:
     
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  19. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    As I said, it didnt matter either way since there is no choice. It's a ham fisted forced scenario where your only options are to live as a puppet or die being treated like a piece of shit. It's like the worst of the Otome novels where any action outside of the given plot is impossible and even if someone was able to try, deus ex machina steps in and forcibly corrects it. So honestly what's the point?

    Also if the goddess/ancestor/writer with a God complex, has that much control over my life, then she also has the same power over the entire population. So there is no revolt, its intentionally setup by the conducting goddess, and any action I or anyone else make is doomed to fail if it differes from her plans, so again, what's the point of the cooked suicide scenario? To force me I to thinking like a homosexual? Lmao is that really any different then the asshats that kidnap the poor gay kids and try to brainwash them into being straight?

    I do realize I'm being a little bit over the top here and exaggerating wildly, but frankly its little different then when you ask me what I would do and your response is "all your actions are for not, and after they kill you, your life will consist of nothing other then as a sex toy". There is little fun to be had when your only choice is walking down a concrete hallway with no doors and few windows that show only scenes that go against your core values.
     
  20. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    A little over-the-top? You're being downright melodramatic. Nobody is trying to force you to be gay, and this is in no way comparable with the horror of gay conversion therapies. It's a game.

    If you can't stretch your imagination to adopt the character and role of this particular person, why not just view him as a friend who you're giving advice to/are telling what to do? Aiming for his happiness and the best possible outcome overall, of course. I'm sure everyone here is against cheating and would like to think they'd never do it themselves, but they just have to accept that this character does it.

    With scenarios like this, I give just about enough information in the OP to understand the situation that prompts the main choice/question, and to understand your default choices. The poll is usually the question I'm most interested in knowing the answer to: how many people would pick what if you really forced their hand?
    If you're going to go off the beaten track, most of these scenarios are pulled from worlds with huge lore that you're going to run into. Unless I'm asked about it, that information will get provided when you perform an action you can't do, or when I let people know what the consequences of their chosen route are.

    I wasn't expecting many people to succeed at a particularly zany third route here, though. This character does have one way of opposing the goddess, but it doesn't make a lot of sense for him to do it when he loves his husband and his husband, at the very least, wants and needs an heir? You need to be able to justify your actions.
    People have still found very new ways to solve the situation. I'm surprised as always.

    As free information: your marriage and the goddess are both necessary to keep the world from ending, so you don't want to mess with those too much.

    The ancestor isn't too much of an obstacle, to be honest. All he does is protect his descendants from death as much as possible. He otherwise won't act against you. He also won't act against the goddess, but he can be convinced to give you a small amount of aid, depending on your argument.
    The goddess, on the other hand, is both a huge, ever-present pain in the ass and conveniently absent when you need her most. She's overworked, to be honest, but also just kind of a bad person all-round. She only counts as a "good guy" by a technicality. Controlling people's minds is not a thing she really does. She was originally made to keep characters from running away from the main story, since this game had a much narrower plotline when it started out... So yes, of course she's pretty powerful. I based her on those obnoxious destructive Mary Sues that young teenage girls tend to write for self-insert fanfiction. She does need help from people, though; the revolt is not her idea and they have a lot of powerful tools to overwhelm her with.

    Finally... You're the one who brought up being a sex toy. I already told you the goddess isn't going to do that with you.