Discussion Would you prefer suicide?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by One Perfect Veteran, Mar 22, 2022.

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death or death?

  1. dess from a scary monster

    16.7%
  2. suicide

    16.7%
  3. I don't live in a flat anyway

    27.8%
  4. opinionated potato

    38.9%
  5. *noms alea*

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  1. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    If you were watching windows and saw a scary monster in the shape of a woman with a distorted white face turning your neighbors into mincemeat with a knife, and that woman saw you watching her and some time later was already at your doorstep, banging the door in with supernatural strength (no phones work and you cannot be heard, so cannot call for help by yelling nor calling someone), would you prefer death by suicide (falling from a balcony) or... *insert your answer here*
     
  2. Obserwator

    Obserwator [Gamer of Life] [Naturalist] [Universalist]

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    I would pick up my loaded crossbow and say Hasta la vista, baby after shooting right between the eyes...
     
  3. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    *nods*
    mhm, but what if you didn't have that crossbow
     
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    dogeza and pray while pissing myself
     
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    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    so you would prefer to die by the way of knife...
    Ughhhh

    scary
     
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    If I am going to die either way, I might as well leave a mark on that bitch's face with my frying pan or hot iron.

    Suicide should always be the last option, where you can no longer fight and is tortured for lulz.

    Always find a way to hurt your enemies, especially when you are about to die. If you got no weapons, you can pee on them, fling shit at their eyes, bite them, do literally anything first then get killed by them is still a better option than just offing yourself.
     
  7. One Perfect Veteran

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    your avi tells a scary story...
     
  8. ChiliJam

    ChiliJam Sunflower Goddess' Devotee

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    Can I at least change the distorted face with a beautiful one?
     
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    mmmmm, nope.
    You must feel the fear for your life, the disgust at the inhuman form, barely managing to imitate humanity, while being blasphemous to what a true human form looks like
     
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    ChiliJam Sunflower Goddess' Devotee

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    Suicide it is. Sayonara. *jump from the balcony*
     
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    Bravery run away...
     
  12. One Perfect Veteran

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    you are not dead~
    Have you ever considered that she would just go downstairs and find your broken but conscious body and turn you into mincemeat?
    ughhhhh, there is escape though! Someone may find you outside and rescue you

    hahaha, run away where?? There is only the door and the balcony
     
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    ChiliJam Sunflower Goddess' Devotee

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    ... Well shit, I hope someone would find me then, preferably someone with supernatural powers too. Which then hired me as I'm the survivor of a supernatural massacre.
     
  14. One Perfect Veteran

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    mhm, I was just thinking suicide or monster death
     
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    ChiliJam Sunflower Goddess' Devotee

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    Orz I'll just accept my fate then...
     
  16. One Perfect Veteran

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    pffffffffffft
     
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    I would use bullet time to nearly avoid flying fist at me... and than max run power...
     
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    Why such a drastic preemptive measure? For all one knows, the lady might just be requesting shelter for the night or a glass of water.
     
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    I can't handle suicide at all...plus it'd be against my morals. So I'm going to die fighting. At least, I hope so. Also, for some reason, I'm not that afraid of getting stabbed, but getting hacked by an ax or slowly cut is terrifying. Dying by falling off a balcony is peak terror for me.
     
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    you messed up, the option is to nom skullie
     
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