Would you survive the Zombie apocalypse

I'd die. For sure. Or at least have a very heavy 40/60 chance.
I'm not bad with knives and practise knife throwing. I can run a pretty damn good time, with good stamina too and even carry things.

I'm just a clumsy ox though, with my height. I'd probably trip on a blade of grass for Christ's sake, or accidentally stab myself, or someone else. :/

So if I'm on your team in the Z-world just uh, give me a nice nudge off the building, that'd be for the better honestly. Or you can use me as bait, as long as I can help the rest of mankind in some way, lmao. *sob*

 

i probably would... i'd prolly climb some thighs though *sigh*

 

If a zombie apocalypse started, I’d just commit suicide.

 

Most people apart from soldiers, or rare modern humans that have combat training would probably die. Also it's not just straight up fighting. The psychological pressure is a lot crazier in my opinion.

Always being on the edge of your seat without being able to sleep or even sit and rest peacefully would definitely make a lot of people die even if they don't die because of the initial wave.

 

I would be the
f o o d h o l d e r
and probably die first

 

NO MORE ASSIGNMENTS!!!! NO MORE ONLINE SCHOOL!!!! HUZZAH

 

Wow... Honestly, I think I'd do pretty well in Z-world, but keep in mind the fact that it's probably not gonna happen and even if it does, it won't go the way we think it will...

 

No, I'll probably be one of the first to get bitten, I'm dumb af and really slow so there's no way I'm gonna outrun them.
I'll probably bite you all~

 

I can fight well i'll survive

 

I would probably die after a week lol because i get sick easily.

 

I'd get infected right away probably

 

It won't count as dying if I revive as an undead, right?

 

Depends, what type of apocalypse would it be?

 

So, you'd be ok with eating human brains and tripping over nothing??

 

As much as I'd like to think that I will survive, realistically speaking, the chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse are so small, that rather then fighting for survival I might as well enjoy watching the world burn.

 

I'd die pretty fast to be honest

 

There's an expression in my mother-tongue which literally translates to eating someone's brain (to be perceived as annoying) and I believe I am quite good at that. Moreover, it doesn't take much to trip me up, so...

 

Like in a previous thread.

 

I'd get bitten having sex with a female zombie, worth it.