Role Playing Write a Blatant Lie About the Poster Above You

I don't kidnap them, I just borrow them from their families and let them have some fun in my awesome basement

 

Is the sea monster

 

Somehow that just seems arguably worse

 

Is secretly the boy in the peach but grew up and left home to master the art of theft

 

Caped crusader... against bad grammar.

 

Ehhhh why is your avi absenr

 

Lol why am I always a thief (did you check my criminal records? )

 

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Edit: lol I read the nickname as "One Piece Veteran" and was like "Daaanm"

 

You're Garfield, aren't ya?

 

You're Brian and Stewie's son

 

You have a blood fetish and get off by killing people

 

You're the Riddler but sad

 

That is exactly something a criminal would say. I have been an active member of the CIA since 2006 and trained in detection of ill intended individuals.

 

You are returnee who fled Taiwan and wanted for human trafficking.

 

You're a cloud that wants to be a cat but knows that their dream will never come true

 

Isekaid to Earth 40 years ago and not used to the amount of idiosy in the humans here

 

Yeah ok I admit it I've got a few, but only cuz I'm so misunderstood

 

Came back from the past and is constantly beating up your past self

 

Yeah cuz someone's gotta do it, the guy ruined my life

 

Reincarnation of an old dog, currently looking for your ex-owner who you practically brought up yourself