You are shipwrecked on a deserted island...

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    with this guy.
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    It is a small island, barely 50 meter wide and 60 meter long. There are about 60 palm trees and lots of fruits. So you are not lacking in water, for now. You can't see any other land anywhere and have not seen any other ships or airplanes near the island. After a detailed examination of the shipwreck, you found the following.

    One of this
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    3 of these, ripped off from the wreckage
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    2 of these, each filled with 5 gallons water
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    A few of these
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    This, of various brands, shapes and sizes
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    A gravure magazine. No, not the girls, just the magazine
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    What will you do now? Please take note that the whole time you're trying to stay alive, that guy keeps trying to sing his songs without music. Example below.
     
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  2. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Sacrificer」「Noctifer」「Leviathan」

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    WILSON!!!!!

    Are you at the wreckage @Ai chan?
     
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  3. Dsatan

    Dsatan Well-Known Member

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    Give that underwear to that guy
    Make a sand sofa, cut open the coconut sit down and enjoy the song with fresh drink and magazine
     
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  4. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    kill him. the world will thank me later.
     
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  5. Nino Sasou

    Nino Sasou 『 ******** 』

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    The bra and pantsu, new or used ? :blobsleepless:
     
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  6. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Nai, Ai-chan is sipping fruit juice on a beach on the other side of the planet, watching you and that guy through satellite because Ai-chan is bored.
     
  7. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Knife the guy , we dont want wild animals coming here due to the noise he is making.
     
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  8. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    You don't know, but you found a lot of it washed up on the beach.
     
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  9. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Sacrificer」「Noctifer」「Leviathan」

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    =_= Well simple fact is simple, since the ship is basically shipwrecked at the island right, since you got some debris... the planks... I'd literally try to make a fire, smoke signals are usually needed in order to find sign of life on an island.... A ship could appear. Though I guess I can wait in preparation in seeing a ship in the horizon then start a fire, for they will see the smoke and rescue us.
     
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  10. Dsatan

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    Just sniff it and we'll know
     
  11. AkunDami

    AkunDami Neu membar

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    You're scenario was getting weirder and weirder.

    Just... just let him be. As long as he singing non stop without taking my food ratio, i don't really care.

    Maybe his singing was the same as us human breathing. Or maybe it was SOS to his alien ship.
     
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  12. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Sacrificer」「Noctifer」「Leviathan」

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    Who here has watched the movie Castaway?
     
  13. Dsatan

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    I am
    Maybe around forty times
     
  14. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Well... You know the drill.
    After 5 minutes of obligatory panic attack, make a makeshift crazy mask from the coconut shell and start the killin' spree.
     
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    That's true !! And sorry sniff it without knowing the owner, i dont want to take the gamble
    Maybe i will stuffs it on that guy mouth throw him to the sea when night came
     
  16. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    you pervert
     
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  17. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Sacrificer」「Noctifer」「Leviathan」

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    The guy is perfect bait, you'd basically make a stage for this guy to sing and dance on, make a few trapped areas for animals to fall into. Use the knife to craft a few spears from the trees and have this guy dig in dancing motion in order to prepare the spike pits. Then you could wait for a ship and watch this guy dance with some props you made with the volleyballs, sticks, the bikinis, and whatnot while relaxing and waiting.
     
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  18. Dsatan

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    LoL that guy is funny
    His videos even trusted as apocalypse prophecy
     
  19. Ddraig

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    That's a great idea but even dead bodies are good baits
     
  20. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Sacrificer」「Noctifer」「Leviathan」

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    Yeah let's go limit the amount of working hands to just two, what if you get sick? Then you're definitely dead cause you can't even take care of yourself but this guy could at least be another pair of hands to help and could be there to help if you get sick.