You are suddenly in Japan!?

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  1. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    You walk out the door and somehow find yourself in modern Japan. You have money and wifi. What three things do you see or do first??
     
  2. 911

    911 [Officer][Official Police][Tag me when needed]

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    Went to stop kyoani tragedy, if the date was before 18 july
     
  3. Effugium

    Effugium [Investigator], Praise Shigure-sama

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    I wanna try the food first
     
  4. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I see a doujinshi shop and I buy all mangas from Satou Kibi there! \(^^)/
    Then I buy Touhou Games too.
    Following that I try to find out when is the next Comiket or Reitaisai because I totally wanna go there.

    ... And then I start wondering why I'm in Japan~
     
  5. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    1. Head to Akhibara.
    2. Try ramen and other foods.
    3. Visit Harajuku.
     
  6. Novetsu

    Novetsu Well-Known Member

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    Panic. I can barely talk to people even when we share a common language, much less in Japan.
     
  7. Lurking

    Lurking Do the dead suffer, or is it a sweet release?

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    Install a translation app since I dont speak japanese nor know how to ask if they speak english.
     
  8. UnGrave

    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    Go to the Canadian embassy and explain that I was kidnapped somehow and wasn't properly processed to enter the country. Then I'd see if I could get a shuttle back home so I don't miss out on school and work, and then perhaps come back in a few years on an exchange program once I've learned more of the language.
     
  9. Lurking

    Lurking Do the dead suffer, or is it a sweet release?

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    You do it fairly well.

    You just sound like a nerd.
     
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  10. Novetsu

    Novetsu Well-Known Member

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    no u
     
  11. abewan

    abewan 〘Nishikigoi Dungeon〙

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    Find a croquette shop.
    Buy some croquette.
    Eat the croquette I bought.
     
  12. Renaxan

    Renaxan [Ero Culture Enthusiast]

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    Take a phone to call my family
    Tell them i am save
    Go home with the money i got.
     
  13. Cutter Masterson

    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    I’d also head to Akhibara
    Try ramen
    Try vending machine
    Try a hot springs
    Try a commune baths
    Check one of the nearby schools
    Try the maid cafe
    Try cat cafe
    Go to a comiket
    Try deserts
    Try the beef
    Try the sushi
    Check out a shrine
    Go to a festival
    People watch
    See the cherry blossom festival
    See a kendo match
    Check out the amusement parks
    See anime studios
    See manga studios
    See cosplayers
    See Tokyo tower

    Just no name a few...
     
  14. Bloodwar

    Bloodwar [Chibi Nii-San]

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    buy a bar in akihabara
    live rest of my life as mysterious bartender
    also buy all the fun otaku stuff
     
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  15. DocB

    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    go back inside
    don't understand the language and i'm not gonna play "tourist guess what hand gesture mean" with someone that speaks broken english
     
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  16. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Plot twist, you are all stuck there for at least a week~
     
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  17. Anra7777

    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    1. Go to Akihabara
    2. Go to Sunkus and buy a lot of melon pan
    3. Find a store that sells C.C. Lemon and buy a lot of that
     
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  18. SinCity

    SinCity Well-Known Member

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    Seppuku
     
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  19. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    Burn all the books!!
    And open your own exclusive bookstore.
    Also, make sure to watch this song from my favorite Japanese band. Finding a concert ticket is easy, they are more popular than AKB48



    Just kidding, thanks for reminding me to look this up again
    https://www.jpopasia.com/spyair/videos/33642/niji/
     
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  20. Jojo775

    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    I go bumping into people and when they start apologizing I say it's not enough, you gotta pay up.
     
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