You have a flying saucer

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Abused Witch

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    No, you only have one. It doesn't matter where you got it. You could've stolen it from the aliens, grabbed it off ebay (yes, Ai-chan assure you, they sold flying saucers on ebay) or maybe you built it yourself. Nobody else have this. The flying saucers are like popular culture flying saucers. They can float and fly without any sound, they're faster than jet planes and can't be detected by radar. They also have pretty lights.

    How would you troll people of Earth with it?

    As for Ai-chan, Ai-chan would drop beer or pizza on a random fishing boat on a random night and wait for the headlines the next day, "Aliens dropped beer in the middle of the sea."
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  2. Lil K.O

    Lil K.O [The harem hater][Savage][Dao of randomness]

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    I would use it to unify NUFs underground:blobhero::blobhero:
    On a serious note
    I would just use it to prank people
     
  3. m7vpc

    m7vpc Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmm.....a portable house?

    Looks like I don't need to bring people into my dark basement anymore.
     
  4. Westeller

    Westeller 『We Are Watching You.』 Staff Member

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    I'm not sure. I'd have to replay Destroy All Humans (+2) before I knew for sure how to go about owning a flying saucer.
     
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  5. RizYun

    RizYun :'(

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    ...sorry my neighboor use em as fresbe replacement for their doggy toys. they pay it wit free internet for 1 sec for em.
     
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  6. Siceraria

    Siceraria Well-Known Member

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    Now if all of you would look closely at this thing without sunglasses on...
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  7. Wannabe-shutin

    Wannabe-shutin Well-Known Member

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    Hover above an american city, then drop a random string of nonsensical symbols after they locked on to me. Lastly, fly to outer space at a speed they can follow.
    Repeat the same thing at other places of the world, using different 'writings' at each place
    Lean back and enjoy how people try to decifer your nonsense and start panicking
     
  8. Ignus

    Ignus Philosopher of Flames

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    Whole new meaning of death by blue ice...

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  9. SamGoingHam

    SamGoingHam A sports, games, novels fanatic.

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    I would install thousands of speakers outside of it and play Friday, What does the fox say and Nickleback as I fly around the world.
     
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  10. Grandpa_World

    Grandpa_World Manly Man with Blue-man - Mob Character C

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    Well bye Earth! Twas nice time. gonna go get some Alien booty!
     
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  11. Blitz

    Blitz ❄B x C❄ 『Fake Animal』✢

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    Destroying all humans might be a good start.Fun game too
     
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  12. Westeller

    Westeller 『We Are Watching You.』 Staff Member

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    I was actually thinking more along the lines of just using the saucer to deliver The Package.

    But destroying all humans might be nice, too, sure.
     
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  13. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief]

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    Fly over the White House with random paint colours and dump them over as I fly by~
     
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  14. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    Sky write "Klaatu baradya nikto" over the White House...

    And giggle until I wet myself.:p

    Of course the White House won't be white after akki...;)

    :p
     
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  15. honglath

    honglath I miss my PC

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    Fly over a farm and beam up a pig. Then 5 minutes later beam down sausages (store bought).
    Then fly over a public event, beam up the central figure and beam down the pig in their place.
    If the person is male, then dress them up in a dress and apply heavy make up on their face. It the person is a woman, then dress her into a muscleman bodysuit with a hulk hogan wig. Change places with the pig again.
    Fly the pig around the world and take pictures of it in famous places, then bring it back home and leave the pictures to its owner.
    Then take a break because it was all quite tiring.
     
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  16. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    I would just use some loud speakers and pretend I'm the representative of the multiversal catgirls federation and that we are outraged a planet as advanced as Earth has yet to genetically engineer catgirls, so I would give them 10 years time to finish developing the first catgirl, or the alien federation would deem it necessary to colonize the Earth to put their development on the right track~
     
  17. Razogul

    Razogul [Flag Raiser][Rald's and Carm's Senpai]

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    It's bound to happen eventually in the future by some person in the world. It's just a matter of when it will happen. Then, then there will be mass production of them.
     
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  18. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    Well, it should have happened already! They're too late!

    So... I'd just give them a slight push~
     
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  19. Razogul

    Razogul [Flag Raiser][Rald's and Carm's Senpai]

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    If we're going scientifically, they have made modified animals and such. Ever seen the rats with ears and such? Just imagine being advanced enough to do that.
     
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  20. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    Yeah, but I can't cuddle a rat, so they don't count~

    Genetically engineered cat girls are way more important!
     
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