You have this annoying neighbour.

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    When you're at work, he would go to your home, kick down the front door and steal one of your electrical appliances. Last month, it was your toaster, several days later, your hairdryer, then your television set (together with the remote), a week after that, your refrigerator and yesterday, he stole your internet router. You bet next time he would steal your Gatebox waifu.

    What did he do with these stuff you might ask? He sells it on his garage sale. Of course, he doesn't tell you that he sold your stuff and he doesn't share with you the profit.

    And then there's another neighbour who also kicks down your front door and takes stuff, but he only borrows it and returns it later, usually after kicking down the front door again.

    You tried to call the police, but they said there was nothing they could do due to a legal loophole. You tried to install a security system, but both neighbours are very crafty.

    So what would you do?

    Aw hell, made this thread a few days too early.
     
  2. Sawanara murasaki

    Sawanara murasaki Sawa the HEro-sensei

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    Kick his butt till he declare retreat:blobamused::blobamused:
     
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  3. NewbArtist

    NewbArtist *Blubg

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    Move out.
     
  4. Cite

    Cite 『Procrastinator』

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    Blow their houses up.
     
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  5. Adardoniel

    Adardoniel MTL Addict

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    Does this happen to you? How terrible...
    And legal loophole? How about you do the same thing and steal some of their stuff? Then hold a magnificent garage sale full of your neighbors stuff...
     
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  6. wonderer

    wonderer Well-Known Member

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    somehow get them to steal from each other
     
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  7. Das

    Das Lazing around Devil's Luck

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    I'd have shot him the first time he came through the door... he can't steal your stuff if he's dead
     
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  8. tahzib1451

    tahzib1451 Title?is it food?

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    if they r all kicking down the door then how many doors r there?
     
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  9. Lv1 Slime

    Lv1 Slime Halfway to Lv2...

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    An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Do the same thing!:blobhero:
     
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  10. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    Do the same with what they do, jackpot if you can get more money
     
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  11. SinCity

    SinCity Well-Known Member

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    install a CCTV and report them to the police
     
  12. Not Red Yet

    Not Red Yet Well-Known Member

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    Here's what you do.
    Step 1: Get brown paper bag.
    Step 2: Put feces in said bag.
    Step 3: Place in front of neighbors door and light said bag on fire.
    Step 4: Ring or knock on door then run.
    Step 5: Sit back and watch the chaos unfold.
     
  13. Minokyuu

    Minokyuu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Use a shotgun with drum magazine and shoot the fuckers out using it, saying it was "trespassing and assault"
     
  14. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    There's only that one door. Everytime you fix it, they kick it down again. When you're at work for long periods and nobody's around to fix that door, they kicked down the broken door everytime they came in. It's like saying hello to them.
     
  15. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    If it's me...
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  16. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep The laziest and the King of Procrastination

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    What kind of door do you have? Here in italy most of the doors are made of iron and impossible to kick open
     
  17. My Pen is Mightier Than Swords

    My Pen is Mightier Than Swords ["Questioning the firmament"]

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    Go to r/legal advice on Reddit and ask the professionals there, I'm sure there's a law that can protect you.
     
  18. tahzib1451

    tahzib1451 Title?is it food?

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    ......"ai chan is delicious"?
    then maybe the neighbors r shy to lickity-lick u so they break the door to find panties maybe....and goes round to steal some more obvious things to show their presence?in that case u need a hentai xterminator...
     
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  19. SenjiQ

    SenjiQ [Wise, for a Bird]

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    Birds don't have anything worth stealing, so just live like a monk
     
  20. Heimdallr

    Heimdallr [I-don't-know-what-to-write-here]

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    steps
    1) Buy a new TV and a bomb
    2) put bomb into TV
    3)
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    4) go to the other neighbour and tell him he has 24 to return double or else
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    Then Ai-chan doesnt have to fear her neighbours but her neighbours fear her :blob_sunglasses:
    And Ai-chan will be rich by the way:blobpeek:

    In reality depending on where you should buy a gun and shot them if they enter your house or since it seems legit go and steal theirs :blobpopcorn_cool:
     
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