Make simple card or dice game and find some stupid poor sod to trick. Charge the participant some money for playing the game while having the cow as winning prize. Of course we are going to cheat.
it's wild animal against a cow.. and cows are magical with daily lactation up to a liter or more. and if you don't drain it it becomes like a poison in the body. and they can't just "force it out".. fucking weird cows..
Make the cows roam around the fields. The cow dung may be used or sold as a fertilizer. Breed them. Make the cow with good features participate in a cow beauty contest. Prize moneeyyy~ \o/ Turn some of 'em to beef and use it to trade for different stuff like food ingredients of equal value. After earning a lot, start expanding the number of cows and hire some personnel. Open a restaurant if you have culinary talent since you pretty much have a lot of connections in the market for the ingredients by then.
Take it to the neighbors yard in the middle of the night, and abandon it there forever, because fuck cows and fuck my neighbors.
My first comment on a forum post. Anyway, here goes: I would rent the cows to a farmer(preferably one with a bull) with a deal that the first few calves will belong to me in lieu of the rent. After I get a few calves, I would sort out the cows and bulls and rent out the cows while work the bulls in a field/ transportation or rent them out to farmers as well. This way, there will be a steady cash flow, I don't have to take care of the cows. BTW, there is an ambiguity in the rules. If it is only me that cannot milk them, I can let the farmer milk them to generate additional cash flow. Otherwise, I would let them get impregnated and then use the calves to start generating money.
Trade one for magic beans. (Is trade allowed?) plant beans and go up the bean stalk. Steal gold from giant. Kill giant. Turn the whole thing into a story and make millions from publishing your novel
.hm, if i'm not wrong, not all cows are for milk product https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_cattle
For a quick profit, there always scam. 1. Pull one cow around. 2. Make claim that you can magically double the cow with some donation. 3. Next day, pull 2 cows and claim success. Ask for more money to make more cows. 4. Repeat at other places.
1. Announce you are raffling two cows, sell the raffle tickets for $10 2. Sell a hundred tickets. ($1000 get) 3. Tell the winner the you unfortunately cannot sell the cows. Apologise. 4. Give him $50 back. He gets $40 more, he's happy. 5. Rinse and repeat.
well. I had cows in the family farm, so I only know what I've seen and had. it depends on the region and such probably
Well the classic answer is: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. I'll think of a more serious answer later
This might looked stupid but believe me it will work. 1 Go to village area In india live there for a year or two making some friendly relations with them. 2 Start spreading rumors about some ghost stories around some particular dark area and set some traps so people get terrified of that place(villagers in india believe in ghosts a lot) 3. Let your cow stay there for some months and do not cause any incident 4 Shift them to some other place and make some people see true fear something like this https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=919779891424926 5. Repeat 3,4 for some time and they will start praying the cows as gods. 6. Now start a religious business with them. 7.Make a temple with villagers money. 8. tell them you gained some enlightenment after staying with them show some magic tricks. 9.expand your business to other villages . 10. After 20-30 years you can easily have 20 million dollors (check out how rich these type of people in india) most successful businesses ever edit:for those who do not know cow is treated as gods in india. They are known as the mothers of earth
If I'm given two cows...I'll beautify them with costumes or such, then use them as promotional material through viral media. First, youtube them doing something funny *DON'T imagine anything dirty here, it's PG* To complement, spread some meme around to boost it up. Pretty sure some companies or media person will come knocking. Maybe to have them star in some ads, go to talkshows, or play a movie? Well, after that is just monetization and matters of marketing.
I will propose to a girl i like and say that I will give her the sun, the moon, all the stars in the sky and my two cows. Afterwards I will find a job and raise a family.