I like looking at these long term goals, when the person has no money, so how are they going to live in the mean time?
We can use cow dung as fertiliser, and you meant you can't also sell milk then how about selling curd, butter and other dairy products after milking cow, flaying cow skin for leather products. Using cow for mating purpose,
Yeah, but when talking generally bulls are still considered cows. Cow is often used as the name of the animal.
1. teach your cow kung-fu 2. have them mate 3. teach their kids kung-fu 4. repeat 2 and 3 5. teach them how to use guns (optional) 6 conquer the world with your kung-fu cows
You guys! answer seriously! Other than mating with a bull from a farm. I don’t have anything in mind.
Genius. And legit too. Next, you can get hundred of millions from public fund and invest in property market.
Use my idea it's foolproof ! Go to a designated area where UFO lands/appears (crop circles) at night where the stars are bright and chant the Alien Summoning Chant (gibberish) along with your cows. Also don't forget to wear a cow suit so they will take you too and take preventive measures for brainwashing (foil) and while you're at it preventive measures for probing (???). Then when they take you to their ship go seduce a pretty/handsome alien better if a high ranking one so you can live a life of a leech and never work your whole life just watch anime, read.manga and novels and create a thread like this one or just reply to one. And they live Happily Ever After ! The End (what was I talking about again ?)
Depends if the rules forbid all actions of 'selling' or 'milking' these particular cows irregardless of who it is, or if it's just me it forbids. if they're allowed by someone else. 1) Find some farmer with a bull, but no cows, then put the bull into heat, watch it rampage around for a while, then approach the farmer with the offer to let it have some fun with your cows to regain it's senses afterwards for the small price of having one of his female relatives helping you out with the cows. 1a) If 1) proves totally successful, then ask the farmer if he would like to establish a business relationship to have his bull regularly impregnate your cows for a milk fee or possibly one of a certain amount of calves fee, then continue the relationship until you have a growing cow population 1b) If 1a) fails, then look for another farmer and repeat 1) until you either find an agreeable farmer , otherwise attained a bull or has a sufficiently large cow population *1c) As cow population increases from 1a) or 1b), take in a few female orphans / runaways / missing people, train them in how to handle cows, be loyal to you and otherwise service you, possibly to be further changed in later points 2) Keep enlarging the cow production, then finding some intellectuals / scientist / DNA specialists and 'convince' them to come up with a solution on how to improve the milk, either by taste, nutrition, benefits or whatnot, then keep them working on that until it's finished and try it out 2a) Experiment with the booster from 2) on a portion of the cows, and introduced it to a selection of wealthy, rich, powerful, vegetarian individuals as the new god's drink, the new ambrosia to speak, then notice how they're slowly becoming dependant on the taste, and offer their everything for your services 2b) If morals are not okay with 2a)'s goals, then just make them dependant, but not to that grade, and use their help to further your goals for the promise of a constant supply of special milk to them 2b-a) Additionally, try to seduce any female people from 2a or 2b or their female relatives, but not the same grade as in 2a) *2c) Use some scientists to figure out how to turn the cows into cowgirls, or normal women into cowgirls for pleasure and further profits, increasing profits even more 3) Use the newly obtained help from 2a or 2b to launch massive marketing campaigns, and even in some cases offer benefits to people, eventually making sure every person has drunk the special milk atleast once and that knowledge of it is everywhere 3a) If 2a) was implemented, take control of the world population either quickly or slowly, then control it as you like, either openly or from the shadows, as it amuses you 3b) If 2b) was implemented, then increase the dependancy from the milk , and slowly but surely get a population dependant on it, then make sure that everyone understands that the only way to get some is by actual purchase or as gifts for services rendered, to prevent anyone trying to steal it or your cows (or if 2c) was also implemented, cowgirls), therefore end up controlling the population through their dependancy *3c) After succeeding with 3a) or 3b) Get all the engineers ,architects and other similar people to construct a massive metropolis for you somewhere you want, and spacious enough to hold all the people you want, and while it's being constructed and necessary technologies for it being researched, fly around the globe / or have flown to you from around the globe, to scout and interview all the women between 10 to 60 ( younger ones will be given time to grow up first and older ones might be prioritized while taking care of after the construction is done, until they're too old), then select as many as you like from them, provided they're healthy, able, pretty, or catches your interest somehow, arrange for them to live in your coming metropolis and once it's completed, have them transported there. Then enjoy life in your harem metropolis, doing anything you want to any woman in it, whenever you want. Repeat the scouting at certain intervals, to make sure there's a steady population in the city. *3c-a If possible, research some immortality / eternal youth / cloning program in order to keep yourself and your most suitable women (possibly extremely skilled men as well) alive for a longer time, and become a ruler for generations, eventually making your metropolis a paradise for all women who fit the criterias, and they generally make a sort of pilgrimage there, and if suitable move in, and if not suitable for that, move into a nearby city which services the metropolis and hoping to sometime catch your sight and be invited in. If all actions of 'milking' or 'selling' those particular cows are forbidden, then add earlier objectives 0) Find out whoever's forbidding those actions ,then find a legal loophole which will allow you to keep the cows right next to where they live, and harass them until they allow either you or someone to milk or sell those particular cows, then continue with objective 1) Naturally, the a's & bonus *c's are the favorite ones, but b's & *c's would work. If not combination will work, then use just a's or b's.
I have 2 cows, I'll rent them to plow the field and sell fertilizer from cow dunk. I'll buy another one when I got the money. Repeat until I got many cow. Karapan sapi (cow racing), matador, cow car (transportation) after that.
Here's the full original list for cow economics: 21 Economic Models … explained with cows SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away… TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. VENTURE CAPITALISM – AN ICELANDIC CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy…. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive
Lend cow to now grass in that day you earn bout 5 to 6 dollars and its dung you collect. Find appropriate store to buy potassium for fertilizers or that smelly mineral gathered at volcanoes to create saltpeter for black powder ... Option 1: after a month of mowing you earn enough living then start your own farm Option 2: saltpeter technically is needed for black powder in turn gun usage or either fireworks .
Okay, I thought this through and I got several plans. Spoiler: Plan A First, I will need to take a loan and get some calves and I need to make sure it's a mix of both male and female ones. And that's because I can't do much with just two cows. They're both female. Then, I will miraculously inherit a farm, a land or find an unowned piece of land somewhere. Next, I will basically build my own cattle farm there. I'll brush, groom and tend to my little calves until they are mature. And that'll take like 1-2 years or so. After that, I will just watch them breed. I'll try to breed and make them stronger and tough, somehow. I need to look up on that. After I bred enough, I will use the bulls, or oxen, to help farm. But now, my loan will either be paid off through inheritance, miracles, or I ran away. And no, I'm not going to sell, eat, or milk any cattle. It's one of my favourite animals. No way am I gonna sell them or let other eat them or abuse them for milk. Nope! At the end of the day, I will be a poor farmer that only sell produces. Spoiler: Plan B If I can't get a loan, I will go find an all organic and naturally fed farm. I will go up to the owner and ask him/her if he's hiring because I inherited two cows and I don't know how to take care of them. Hopefully, I will be hired. If not, I will try the next one. I think farmers and cattle owners are nice. They are in those farmer's market. Anyways, so I will work at the cattle farm while I nurture and keep my two cows. Next, I will use various methods to make the farm owner to change his/her will to me and well, some accidents might've happened. Now, I legitimately inherited a farm. Or I can just look for a farm where the owner is a lonely old man/woman with no children or relatives. Then, I will just wait it out. Either way, I will get my farm! Now I'll go back to Plan A and continue with my ever growing cattle farm that doesn't sell or milk cattle. I only keep them for growing produce. So, my ending will be similar to Plan A except I'll be better off than Plan A. Spoiler: Plan A+B v2.0 First, this is a long term investment. So, I need an immortality pill or some way to gain eternal youth. This is a must. Then, I will follow with Plan A or Plan B and get my own farm. Or both, so I got more money to spare. Now the goal is to bred smart and strong cattle. Hopefully, they will get smart enough to understand what I say. I will try to teach them things. In short, I will try to create a very smart, strong and self conscious breed of cattle. Or, I find a magical fruit that has the ability to give animals a mind and conscious of their own. I will focus on growing these fruits. Now that I have some cattle that can think of themselves. I will go seek out a demon cultivation method, or specifically a cattle cultivation method. After that, I will teach my cattle how to cultivate. I will also go seek out various precious plants as well. Or try to blackmail some scientists into creating it. Anyways, I will then need my own cultivation method or else my cattle will just run away. Oh, I will also grab a few cattle dogs to herd my cattle. I will also get a dog cultivating method for them too. I need to keep my guards strong too. So, after I don't know how long, I will end up with a bunch of Dog Demons, Ox Demon Kings and Ox Demon Queens. The Dog Demons will be my personal guard. The Ox Demon Kings can do their Ox Demon Kings and also get me the money that was the whole purpose of this thread. And the Ox Demon Queens can just stay with me. And I will still have my cattle farm that keeps those that can't cultivate. I just need that immortality pill to get this all started...
1. Lease them to a genetic engineering program for loyalties of their proceeds. 2. Returned to you as genetically mutated cow-girls. 3. Become a rich pimp. 4. ??? 5. Get arrested for animal abuse.
2 Cows........ Umm........ Bring your cows in front of an establishment with CCTV that pointed outwards... Do something stupid with the cows (something that can generate meme will be better, like : THIS IS HOW YOU RIDE BITCHES!) Ask the facility employee to upload it to Youtube.... Let Internet took care of the rest.... Ask the viewer for donations (don;t forget to put your sad story life to the blog, sympathy always sell)