You're banned.

You're banned for keeping me up awake till 1

 

You’re banned for staying up til 1

 

You're banned for making me tired

 

You’re banned for accusing me of making you tired

 

You're banned for trying to put the blame over someone else.

 

You're banned for not banning me.

 

You're banned for wanting someone to banned you that lead me to thought that you might be a potential M.

 

Your banned for theorizing

 

You're banned for using "your" instead of "you're".

 

Your banned because idc

 

You’re banned for not caring

 

You're banned for exsisting.

 

You're banned for spelling existing wrong.

 

You’re banned for pointing out his mistake

 

You're banned for taking credit for my misspelled word.

 

You're banned for dressing as a holy maiden, but having a title of priest trap-kun.

 

You're banned for thinking im dressed as a holy maiden.

 

You're banned for trying to ban me, the consummate banner extraordinaire.
Please hold your applause gentleman, and ladies your undergarments

 

You're banned for being to arrogant and not being humble

 

You're banned for trying to throw salt at my pennyloafers, I'll have to ask Jeeves to shine them when I get home to the manor