You're banned.

You're banned for the incorrect usage of grammar.

 

your band for hiding behind grammar to band someone

 

You're banned because I almost had an aneurysm.

 

your band for blaming a blameless person of your aneurysm

 

You're banned because your spelling of you're banned is part of that reason.

 

your banned for criticizing my ability to spell band

 

You're banned for using 'youre banned' instead of 'your band'.

 

your band for talking nonsense about how I should use band or banned or bond or band aid

 

You're banned because you're using the usual thank god.

 

your band for thanking god instead of thanking me

 

You're banned because only an act of god can make me thank you.

 

your band for not even thinking of other situations where I'm the one deserving of thanks

 

You're banned cause I'm gonna start a svalinn deserves thanks club

 

your band for thinking that I needed such a gaudy club

 

your'e banned cause It shall be called the svalinn club

 

your band for making it sound like svalin likes clobbering

 

you're banned for leaving the second n on svalinn at the mall like a lost child

 

your band for nitpicking my name like a certain raichu

 

you're banned for not knowing that my pokemon spirit animal is eevee

 

You're banned for making a pokemon your spirit animal