Discussion You've reincarnated... And with UBER Cheats!!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by AryaX, Nov 26, 2019.

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What will ya do?

  1. Try to Fight, maybe succeed but most likely fail...

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  2. Try to Flee, maybe succeed but most likely fail...

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    33.3%
  3. Endure and bide your time...

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  4. Kill yourself...

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  1. AryaX

    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    You died, and got to meet the reincarnation god/dess and managed to somehow negotiate some epic cheats for yourself... Truly, a one in the infinite lifetimes change... But as you woke up in the new world, you found yourself a newly born infant girl and also found that your uber cheats manifest gradually over time as you grow up... (if being a girl, is a problem... you can take some comfort in the knowledge that you will be able to change your gender later on, as your cheat powers manifest... if you still want to...)

    At some point, while you're still fairly weak, some Ramsay Bolton look alike, breaks into your home and proclaims that he will marry you and he can pay your dad some substantial amount of money... Regardless of what you or your dad do, in the end the bastard drags you away... You're still too weak, it will still take years before your cheats manifest to a point that you could crush this cockroach...

    Later on you find, this bastard is just as nasty as he looks...

    1. If you try to fight him now, the odds are against you, as you're still too weak... And if you try and fail, he will break your limbs or something, to prevent you from trying again, and you won't get a change to even try and kill your self afterward, he will torture and molest you, likely till you die... As it would likely happen long before your cheats would awaken...

    2. If you try to flee, which he is actually sort of suggesting you try, you may have a "change" of getting away, but again, if you try and fail, you won't get a second change, you won't even get a change to kill yourself...

    3. If you won't fight or flee, he will abuse in horrible ways every day, and odds are you will be dead before your cheats awaken...

    4. If you die however, no matter how it happens... All your epic CHEATS!! are gone forever... You will be reincarnated again, but as some ordinary nobody...

    Summary: How much are UBER cheats of "once in infinite lifetimes" caliber worth?
     
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  2. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    And now THIS! :facepalm:

    Dammit, I wanna be the BUYER! :blobhero:
     
  3. AryaX

    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    otaku31 is not... a poll otaku?
     
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    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    Maybe... If you survive this challenge and win... you can use your uber cheats to get what ya want...
     
  5. Ryve16

    Ryve16 Working Hard and Hardly Working

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    Just know, i read this as "You've reincarnated..And with UBER" before i clicked on it. I was thinking how that work out.
     
  6. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    otaku31 has no love of polls and no imagination to answer them and, I repeat, no children! :blob_catflip:

    Also, after reading these scenarios, he definitely doesn't want any daughter/s (or son/s) of his own in the future! :sweating_profusely:

    otaku31 doesn't want to be gender-bent either.
     
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  7. Kalto

    Kalto [Somewhat meticulous]

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    All these polls, and always some sort of captive, why can't one be reincarnated as a god for a change :blob_tilt:
     
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  8. AryaX

    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    Win and you're "god" more or less... Your "divinity" just takes a bit to awaken and some nasty shit came your way too soon o_O
     
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    Cygsiulle error 404: title not found

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    ultimately, you're just screwed no matter what. that said, it doesn't really take super cheats to kill people. you just need enough power to influence something to happen at the right time, so biding your time is really the only way to have a chance. you'll probably get screwed over in the ensuing chaos, but at least it'd be worth it if you wait till you can take him down with you.
     
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  10. Robbini

    Robbini Logical? Illogical? Random? Or Just Unique?

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    Depends on what powers I unlock first and if I know about it.
    If i know when i'll unlock some specific powers, I can spend the time until then biding my time and perfecting my plots against him.
     
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    Options 1-2, are options with high probability of failure, but a change of success with minimal hardship also exists...
    Option 3, probably have the best change of success, but comes with lots of hardship...
    Option 4, is you willingly giving up the "infinite", to avoid possibly significant but still finite hardship...
     
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    If I know the bastard's coming I might run away before he arrives.
     
  13. tekinwillie

    tekinwillie TEKING / SIX of HEART

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    Can't you just you know go for the one that has a possibility of happening then just hope a version of you in a successful time line time travels back to wipe out the guy from all realities if your cheats are so powerful?
     
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    Is there going to be a war of the polls? Lychee vs AryaX to see who is the poll god.
     
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    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    Should there be a poll? :rolleyes:
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    But when the Gods fight, mortals suffer! :sweating_profusely:
     
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  17. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    Hmmm, this sounds strangely familiar...

    First and foremost there is a slight deviation from your set scenario that must be addressed. Namely the first cheat I would negotiate for is soul bound(as in always active, and cant be removed or hindered without damaging or outright destroying my soul) cheat similar to Leylin's AI in Warlock of the Magus World. So at the very least I should always have that with me, as I would not have left the god(dess)'s realm without it. This coupled with the knowledge I have and can scrounge from my soul should offer up any number of options to remove said idiot from my life.
     
  18. Si Kucing

    Si Kucing Well-Known Member

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    Obediently follow him whilist looking and hiding some weapon, when i arrived at his house immediately kill myself and hope that i could be reincarnated in better world and environment (family, country, law and stuff) next time.....
     
  19. I Ship anything cute

    I Ship anything cute [Chaos Twin :3] [Melo fanclub member]

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    awwww I thought you were talking about uber as in transportation <-<
     
  20. AryaX

    AryaX Less-Known Member

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    Several people would actually throwing it all away... o_O Are the UBER cheats not UBER enough?
    Or... Maybe people don't want cheats? or maybe only puny cheats?