*cough* Everyone makes mistakes. But you have to admit you WERE very suspicious. You still are. I'm watching you "musician"
Welp, I sure don't have to clean up this mess, since I did nothing wrong. *whistles a merry tune while confidently leaving*
Male or female? Bah, whatever, not like i care. Alright, newbie, time for your initiation. Present thy anus. Heihei, I, Daoist Chysanthemum Breaker, did not get this name for nothing! Dont worry, newbie, many have gone through this as well. @EvilMc , @Miyuu , @Tony , and even @Westeller have all taken part in this ceremony and came out relatively unharmed. Now, on your knees. *unzips pants*
I... Well, you really worried me for a bit Derpin-chan... Glad things are okay between you and Ice-kun... Take care, okay?
Wait! That date looks wrong. In fact the whole certificate looks more wrong with every second I look at it.