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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Hogging Rika] [Dead], Male, from Picking Up Rika On The 446th Floor

I've been reading Coiling Dragon for years and it's only now that I realise I've been misreading Olivier as Oliver.... Sep 23, 2017 at 9:56 AM

    1. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Lemons
      1. Osamaru likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Life~
        Sep 11, 2017
        Osamaru likes this.
      3. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        "when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into life's eyes" -@satan
        Sep 11, 2017
        Osamaru likes this.
    2. akki
      akki
      I'm at the takeaway and I've just seen a Caribbean pizza with toppings spicy beef, tuna, sweet corn, pineapple & garlic.....*bleurgh*...
      1. Accidentally likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Cola, kame.....get a room~ :P
        Sep 12, 2017
        jamechi likes this.
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        Why? We're innocent!
        Sep 12, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        *looks at cola's avi* *cough cough*
        Sep 12, 2017
    3. akki
      akki
      The kid won't eat so the dad says "well starve to death then", fucking hell man....
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        The kid looks like he's maybe 2 years old
        Sep 11, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        >.>
        Sep 11, 2017
      5. One and only Elfulus
        One and only Elfulus
        Disgusting people~ ╮(╯◇╰)╭
        Sep 11, 2017
    4. Skullie
      Skullie
      <.< unsummon her pls, I'll do one request from you....QQ
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *sob*
        call me if you need me.....
        *leave*
        Sep 11, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Ooh maybe I should auction this request thing...
        Sep 11, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        please don't.......
        not now anyways....
        I'm getting chased...
        Sep 11, 2017
    5. jamechi
      jamechi
      :blobsweats:

      I panicked when I saw kami. Thought it read kame and that you took my name!
      1. Aiiee, Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Haha kame is funny~
        Sep 11, 2017
        jamechi and Aiiee like this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Lol
        Sep 11, 2017
        jamechi and Aiiee like this.
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        *sweats more*
        Sep 11, 2017
    6. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      akki, try not to kill your teeth with sweets OK. You dont have any good health care right now and I doubt Tony will give a Dental package to mods that eat sweets all day....
      *Gives Tooth brush*
      1. akki and Aiiee like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        B-But sweeets.....*drools*...
        Sep 11, 2017
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Pull yourself away.....Honestly, What am I? Your mother?
        *Opens akki's mouth*
        *Starts brushing his teeth like a child*
        ....sigh....Im not flossing for you tho...
        Sep 11, 2017
    7. akki
      akki
      C'mon wuxiaworld, I only left for a minute or two and you hit me with an ad...
      1. Aiiee likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Tch and another one. Bad wuxiaworld!
        Sep 10, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      3. Tramsloof
        Tramsloof
        I see a burger ad on the side and a MBA ad on the top. My feelings reached the higher plane.

        Maybe yours will too.
        Sep 10, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        I got a working out one. Maybe it's a sign that I should stop being lazy and exercise more hahahaha~
        Sep 10, 2017
        Aiiee and Tramsloof like this.
    8. miru
      miru
      Akki ~ papa gimme cookies :3
      1. Aiiee likes this.
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      3. miru
        miru
        Sep 10, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Little sis*
        Sep 10, 2017
      5. miru
        miru
        anyway a fam is a fam!
        Sep 10, 2017
    9. akki
      akki
      Look at the red, red changes in the sky...
      1. Aiiee, Matsurika and Lovely like this.
    10. akki
      akki
      Someone name me a good movie to watch~
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        \o/ RE!!!
        Sep 10, 2017
      3. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        Monty Python and the holy Grail
        Sep 10, 2017
      4. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        Oldboy
        The Man From Nowhere (2010)
        War Of The Arrows (2011)
        Mother (2009)
        Oasis (2002)
        Bleak Night (2010)
        Pieta (2012)Nsfw
        More Than Blue (2009)
        I have a few things...
        Sep 10, 2017
    11. akki
      akki
      *yaaaaaaaawns*
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      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Orz...... I hate you right now. I'd just stopped.... TT__TT.
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      3. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        I hate you all toooooo omg Im yawninnggg
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee and lexlangel like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Muwahahahaha~ *yawns*
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
    12. akki
      akki
      I ate too much. Don't wanna move anymore..
      1. Aiiee and BlackKnightGodzilla like this.
      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        *pat*
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee and akki like this.
    13. akki
      akki
      Why's it gotta rain heavily when I'm about to go to my sisters house?
      1. Shem
        Shem
        Bring an umbrella o/ take care
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        It's fine~ getting a lift today
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
    14. akki
      akki
      What's a good fantasy anime to watch?
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      2. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        And i never found the thread i was looking for ~

        Guilty crown and wolf rain ~
        Sep 8, 2017
      3. Yukina
        Yukina
        Guin Saga
        Tears to Tiara
        Slayer or something an old anime
        Sep 8, 2017
      4. wallee1000
        wallee1000
        No game no live
        date a live
        owari no seraph
        fate/zerro
        Zetsuen no Tempest
        Sep 8, 2017
    15. Skullie
      Skullie
      *fall down* Spare me a Monster drink....please....
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      2. akki
        akki
        Wow brosis that was brutal~
        Sep 10, 2017
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        *sob* Cruel sis......I can't live without that either
        Sep 10, 2017
      4. Speedy
        Speedy
        You can go die nya~
        Riajuu should die~
        Sep 17, 2017
    16. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      _( _。ÒㅅÓ)_
      *glomps*
      _(ÒㅅÓ。_ )_
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Aiieeee *glomps back*
        Sep 8, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
    17. akki
      akki
      Hmm it feels like it should be a lot later than 04:12. Why am I waking up now?
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      2. Willheim
        Willheim
        Thats nu/nuf calling for you in your dreams.
        Sep 8, 2017
      3. Lhie
        Lhie
        I woke up around 4:30 am. It was so dark i thought it was only around 12 mn~
        Sep 8, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. Lhie
        Lhie
        (^ν^)
        Sep 8, 2017
    18. Lhie
      Lhie
      Akkiiii~ do you have v19 of MKnR~? Is this already finished being translated~?
      *chuckles nervously*
      1. akki
        akki
        Nah~ I don't think it's finished yet. At least that's what people said last time~
        Sep 8, 2017
      2. Lhie
        Lhie
        Ai. That's somehow good (bad) to know. I thought i'm the last to read~
        Sep 8, 2017
    19. akki
      akki
      If there's a goal in life, you can move more fully.
      1. Matsurika, Aiiee, pocketbear and 2 others like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        No you've got that wrong. Eating a cheese castle is probably Rika's goal~
        Sep 8, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        I got one. Finding the secret recipe to Monster brand drinks.
        Sep 8, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        So what's yours? Owning a coffee lake?
        Sep 8, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    20. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      Art thou a ghoul?
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Black eyes with protruding arteries around and healthy skin.... Sounds like a ghoul to me. A TK ghoul
        Sep 7, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        I'm a ghoul that turned into a zombie? Or the other way around lol~
        Sep 7, 2017
        Ale Cole likes this.
      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Lol you're just Akki and that's it
        Sep 8, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    Picking Up Rika On The 446th Floor
    Occupation:
    [Stalking BlackKnightGodzilla] [Aiiee's Star]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +315]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    I know what I do know and I don't know what I don't know~
    [Current Death Count: +315]
    ~!hit!~ to win a bulbasaur~
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