Shem
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Shem

High Priestess ✩ Emy's ✩ Lex's Oujo ✩ Evil's Pet, Female, from Running away from Lex, Osamaru & Alexfilia <.<;;

Shem was last seen:
Sep 21, 2017 at 8:27 PM
    1. Skullie
      Skullie
      I'm sowwy QwQ #DailyPostSoThatShemForgiveThisCat
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *pat pat*
        *give a whole chocolate cake*
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. Shem
        Shem
        QwQ *gets the chocolate cake* I still won't forgive you orz
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        It's fine...I'll do this till you forgive me...
        Sep 14, 2017
    2. Ria_AlDub16
      Ria_AlDub16
      Hey, bitch
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      2. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        Well no worries.

        Seeing as my foreknowledge clearly bruises your non existent brain I'll tone it down just for you.

        Think of it as a favour from one nuffian to another.
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        no not that desu

        im calling bs on you insulting me using more then 4 to 6 words desu

        also emy is shite at flirting so good for him i guess desu
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        You should really brush up on your alphabets mate.

        If all you read in that work of art was bs you need to redo kindergarten.
        Sep 14, 2017
    3. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      I read that you're 119cm tall, is that true?
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      2. Faisal
        Faisal
        Nah she's all wrinkly but tiny xD
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. Grandpa_World
        Grandpa_World
        Grandma loli then
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Faisal
        Faisal
        Yh that works
        Sep 14, 2017
    4. Land of The Fallen
      Land of The Fallen
      Shem~

      S - Supreme
      H - Hiding inside a trash can
      E - Excellent
      M - Marvellous
      1. Axiel and Shem like this.
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      3. Faisal
        Faisal
        Stupid
        Horrific
        Extremely small
        Mouse sized person
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        .............
        Sep 14, 2017
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      5. Faisal
        Faisal
        I didn't wanna be left out, how was it?
        Sep 14, 2017
    5. Kurono
      Kurono
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. Kurono
        Kurono
        4 nuffies
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Emy.
        Emy.
        1100
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Kurono
        Kurono
        3 nuffies
        Sep 14, 2017
    6. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Ladies and gentleman, for a limited time only, you could enjoy the most delicious, mouth-watering and savory meatbun of your favorite flavor!
      You can choose the original pork flavor that is filled with juicy and chewy goodness soaked with sweet syrupy sauce that enhance the taste to a heavenly level
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      2. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        siopao and goto ....
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        or champorado .... or arizcaldo...
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Heyu
        Heyu
        they are totally pork flavour, u pig!
        Sep 14, 2017
    7. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Shem..
      S.. shocking
      H.. hikki
      E.. emit
      M.. murder aura
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      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        @Shem is a genderbending loli...
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Wait.....m.....Murderer?
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        e= Emy!! lol
        Sep 14, 2017
    8. Emy.
      Emy.
      .-. classes from 9 am suck. I actually need to walk to school in the morning...
      *puts head on waifu's lap and rest for a bit before preparing to go to school*
      I love you
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      3. Emy.
        Emy.
        @Infinity Sword after my studies n a bit of time after to earn money n to fetch her o/ tho we'll meet once while I'll be in university
        Sep 14, 2017
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      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        @Osamaru you can do that even if the groom isn't emy... lol
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Emy.
        Emy.
        @Shem I'm clueless as well
        Sep 14, 2017
    9. Infinity Sword
      Infinity Sword
      *see trash bin*
      *Throw lance* Gaeeeee bolggggg!
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      3. koashi
        koashi
        *Sigh*
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        MUAHAHAHAHA better luck next time?
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        *throwing grenades into trash bin*
        Sep 14, 2017
    10. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      *pats @Shem* orz....... I was going to say something, but I got distracted and forgot.....

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'sProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Hey! Looks like it worked!
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Yeah!!! *hi5*
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        ( ̄▽ ̄)/ \( ̄▽ ̄) *high-5* Glad it worked.
        Sep 14, 2017
    11. koashi
      koashi
      SHem ill have u kneel before me.
      1. L4 and Shem like this.
      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        *stab koashi* who do you think you are to make my auntie kneel! ( ・᷄-・᷅ )
        Sep 14, 2017
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        =-= as if you can do that, unless you play 21 dares
        Sep 14, 2017
    12. LysUltima
      LysUltima
      *Steals socks*

      Un, money.
      7000N.
      Pay up.

      Yes, I stole your socks to get the money.
      Totally not to get closer to a certain person's feet.

      @Emy. DO NOT ATTACK ME
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        You stole the sock inside the trashcan? It's from someone else not mine>_>
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. NerdExpress
        NerdExpress
        *stabs* *stabs* *stabs*
        *Digs hole and buries*
        *Kicks some dust on pile of dirt using paws*
        *leaves*
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Emy.
        Emy.
        *trips ultima*
        *ultima falls in a pit*
        Sep 14, 2017
    13. LysUltima
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      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        A fellow American?
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Where do you find those?
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Hotato
        Hotato
        Pinterest, a chance stumble
        Sep 14, 2017
    14. lexlangel
      lexlangel
      *serve tea* did you take breakfast master?
      And since you are lazy to go to the thread here.
      https://instaud.io/1g5M
      *go back to my corner*
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        *kicks @koashi* you don't have the rights to order my butler. =-=
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. koashi
        koashi
        BUTler there, u serve me tea.
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        No.
        Sep 14, 2017
    15. Little Evil
      1. Shem and koashi like this.
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        Im not gonna fall for that...
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. koashi
        koashi
        Oh? then by all means.
        Those who wish to berate him, have at it.
        Sep 13, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        =-= it's in imgur... Can't access
        Sep 14, 2017
    16. XD
      XD
      Praise be to High Priestess Shem for creating delightful chaos on NUF!
      1. L4, Shem and alexfilia like this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        <.< I didn't cause any chaos >.>
        Sep 14, 2017
    17. aueneg
      aueneg
      Looking over the town, a lone young man stands at the top of the mountain, he looks at the town with a longing expression.

      "Just wait a few more years and we will be together Kuronokei once again."

      Clenching his fist, he turns around to leave the place.

      "Skullie ! If you really love me then don't leave!"

      Hearing the voice, the one who was called Skullie halts turns around and saw a handsome man breathing roughly.
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      3. Shem
      4. aueneg
        aueneg
        Putting a kissing scene is like making me fall in the abyss of despair!
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        [blank] put his lips against [blank 2] lips and stick his tongue in...nvm...
        Sep 14, 2017
    18. Emy.
      Emy.
      :3 fufufufu
      Prolly fell asleep unwillingly or Internet is big shite
      *covers waifu with a blanket*
      :3 in case you fell asleep don't wake up too soon :3
      Sleep properly and rest o/
      I love you <3
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Yeah... Too tired >.> I didn't bother to check messages on wa huehue
        Sep 14, 2017
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      3. Emy.
        Emy.
        It's okay , don't worry :3

        Didn't I tell you that you should sleep and rest? Why would i mind it when you finally do it?
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Osamaru
        Sep 14, 2017
    19. Infinity Sword
      Infinity Sword
      Cousin!! *set fireworks in trash bin*
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      3. Evil
        Evil
        *grabs @Shem and vanishes*
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        Poor shem
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Kidnaper!
        Sep 14, 2017
    20. Evil
      Evil
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Didn't say nothing...
        *give cookie*
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. Evil
        Evil
        *takes but doesn't eat*
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        *give a bowl of spicy ramen*
        Sep 14, 2017
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    ✩I'm Living My Life As Lazy And Crazy As I Can✩​

    “Some people like power, some people like money, some like beauty. I do not have many likes, but I like eating and reading. If I do not have these two in my life, there is nothing to look forward to.”-Hua Xi Wan of Eight Treasure Trousseau.

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    Scattered thoughts and dark secrets lead me to a blacker heart
    Yet, you appeared so suddenly, and stole all of my attention
    You could have stayed outside my heart
    But in you came and here you stay

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    Bit by bit
    Litlle by little
    The secondhand moves
    As I'm sitting there.
    Waiting for you to come
    Waiting for the promise to be fulfilled

    I know that waiting is difficult
    But I want to get used to the feeling
    Knowing that you’re with me
    Even when you’re not by my side.

    And at the same time, wishing for a forever
    Cause I want us to grow up and old together
    Your every actions, expression and everything
    I don't want to miss anything
    No one know from where it came
    though some laughed and called it lame
    others just called it a game
    and yet we will have no shame

    Those called by High Priestess Shem
    fought the good fight, Us and Them
    burned Its Image into their Skin.
    purged their mind, bottled their sin.

    We swept the Forums with our song
    some came willing, others dragged along
    though some frowned and thought us wrong
    So soon it grew, the crazy throng

    and so the world we sought topple.
    but make haste and don't you dawdle
    turn up the music and rev your throttle
    join us now as we Praise the Bottle!
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