What do you people think about this brilliant writing: "Wang Chao had thrown himself at him. Like an eagle bomb diving downwards while a monkey streaks across to kill, he was like a strong gust of wind that had evolved into a tornado that tore apart the clouds to appear instantaneously at Ma Huajun’s side."
ok first off its dive bombing desu... second monkeys don't run that fast... and lastly a gust can't evolve cause it ain't a living thing desu.. aside from that the author just made the word "quickly" into three senteces ..... i give it a meh out of 5 desu~
Its a work of literary art. I'm about 70% assured the author was inspired by the master piece better known as invisible dragon Learn from the author you plebeians
Why do I feel the BL vibes in there~? It's like saying "the guy's ass has thrown himself into a another's" kind of thing kek.
I only have two questions. What is an 'eagle bomb'? 'Eagle bomb diving downwards'? WTF? I will leave others to pick on the rest.
My favorite is "while a monkey streaks across to kill" means that while you are doing something remember that" a monkey streaks across to kill," like the change of seasons, very deep indeed.
He dives to his crotch super duper fast and similar to a monkey he stroked his banana like a hungry beast. Sorry.
It's from Romance of Dragons and Snakes a dumb, nationalistic,with mediocre translation, but a fun read.
Hmm.. ...i have a feeling that I will end up throwing it into my 'why-the-fuck-did-I-even-touch-it' list like GDW but I still will give it a try I guess
i tried to imagine the scenario,my imagination thinking the scenario like this -wang chao give a sudden grab to ma huajun (imagined as eagle catching their prey) -wang chao is in a heat(imagined as raging monkey) - wang chao start ripping ma huajun cloth(imagined as tornado that tore apart the clouds) what a BL scenario