Discussion Just wondering...

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  1. Slowpok

    Slowpok Active Member

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    What do you people think about this brilliant writing:

    "Wang Chao had thrown himself at him. Like an eagle bomb diving downwards while a monkey streaks across to kill, he was like a strong gust of wind that had evolved into a tornado that tore apart the clouds to appear instantaneously at Ma Huajun’s side."
     
  2. Kaminomikan

    Kaminomikan 神のみ感

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    looking to fill the # of words?
     
  3. Frozen ink

    Frozen ink Legally has harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    ok first off its dive bombing desu... second monkeys don't run that fast... and lastly a gust can't evolve cause it ain't a living thing desu..

    aside from that the author just made the word "quickly" into three senteces ..... i give it a meh out of 5 desu~
     
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  4. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I don't want any wangs to be thrown at me.
     
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  5. Slowpok

    Slowpok Active Member

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    bullseye, but it gave me a good laugh.
     
  6. HavekZero

    HavekZero Well-Known Member

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    Its a work of literary art.

    I'm about 70% assured the author was inspired by the master piece better known as invisible dragon

    Learn from the author you plebeians :blobtriumph:
     
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  7. LysUltima

    LysUltima Sub-translator of My Pet Is a Holy Maiden

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    Bad translation + bad writing.
     
  8. Koalala

    Koalala Vex's Girlfriend ❤ She Who Must Not Be Named

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    Why do I feel the BL vibes in there~?
    It's like saying "the guy's ass has thrown himself into a another's" kind of thing kek. :blobsmilehappyeyes:
     
  9. GrimReeFer

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    Annoying..
     
  10. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Mindbroken Witch

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    I only have two questions.

    What is an 'eagle bomb'?

    'Eagle bomb diving downwards'? WTF?

    I will leave others to pick on the rest.
     
  11. Slowpok

    Slowpok Active Member

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    My favorite is "while a monkey streaks across to kill" means that while you are doing something remember that" a monkey streaks across to kill," like the change of seasons, very deep indeed.
     
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    wow. glad I stopped reading generic boring repetitive CN altogether
    my opinion.
     
  13. 13th Echelon

    13th Echelon Piping Hot Member

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    He dives to his crotch super duper fast and similar to a monkey he stroked his banana like a hungry beast.

    Sorry. :blobsmilehappyeyes:
     
  14. XenoRaku

    XenoRaku 『Lolicon』『Candy Baron』

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    My brain just died
     
  15. pirateking36

    pirateking36 [[Just Another Loner]] [[Lazy Bum]]

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    Dive bombing maybe?.
    What novel is this shit from anyway?
     
  16. Slowpok

    Slowpok Active Member

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    It's from Romance of Dragons and Snakes a dumb, nationalistic,with mediocre translation, but a fun read.
     
  17. pirateking36

    pirateking36 [[Just Another Loner]] [[Lazy Bum]]

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    Hmm.. ...i have a feeling that I will end up throwing it into my 'why-the-fuck-did-I-even-touch-it' list like GDW but I still will give it a try I guess
     
  18. Slowpok

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    If you are be able to overcome bad grammar and overexplanations, you can give it a try.
     
  19. Clozdark

    Clozdark "Kuma chan (≧◡≦) "「嘘つき」

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    i tried to imagine the scenario,my imagination thinking the scenario like this
    -wang chao give a sudden grab to ma huajun (imagined as eagle catching their prey)
    -wang chao is in a heat(imagined as raging monkey)
    - wang chao start ripping ma huajun cloth(imagined as tornado that tore apart the clouds)
    what a BL scenario
     
  20. Nimroth

    Nimroth TKA Fanboy

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    It is a brilliant way to tell me to stay away at least.