Comments on Profile Post by Twilight Fox

  1. The great metalunicorn
    The great metalunicorn
    Involuntary Manslaughter, yes.
    Nov 15, 2016
  2. The great metalunicorn
    The great metalunicorn
    Just hide the body really well :p
    Nov 15, 2016
  3. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Ah OK
    Nov 15, 2016
  4. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Where do you think I should get rid of it? I mean burning it would most likely leave bones behind and throwing it into the ocean would just make it wash up on shore. Which option would you employ?
    Nov 15, 2016
  5. Faaldara
    Faaldara
    Follow Dexter's example
    Nov 15, 2016
  6. The great metalunicorn
    The great metalunicorn
    If you weight it down with cinder blocks, the ocean should be just fine. :)
    Nov 15, 2016
  7. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Whos Dexter? The Monkey? Why would a capuchin know where to get rid of a...oh...Poor larry...
    Nov 15, 2016
  8. iampsyx
    iampsyx
    Nov 15, 2016
  9. The great metalunicorn
    The great metalunicorn
    Nov 15, 2016
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  10. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    OK to all who suggest wieghing it down and tossing it in the ocean might I point out that you first have to carry the puke covered man to your car, drive the ppuke covered man in your car to the ocean, pick up the puke covered man out of your car, and throw the puke covered man into the ocean.
    Nov 15, 2016
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  11. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Great plan
    Nov 15, 2016
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  12. Lonelycity
    Lonelycity
    NUF *really* has all kinds of discussions going on. ....
    Nothing surprises me....
    Nov 16, 2016
  13. The great metalunicorn
    The great metalunicorn
    You're going to have to do all four of those thing in every other senerario, just remove the word ocean. You can't dispose of a body where you kill it's unless it not near your home....
    Nov 16, 2016
  14. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    OH I KNOW!
    Nov 16, 2016
  15. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Lets ask A necromancer to deal with the cadaver. Anyone know any necromancers on NUF?
    Nov 16, 2016
  16. The great metalunicorn
    The great metalunicorn
    Haha, that's good. Then I wish you luck :)
    Nov 16, 2016
  17. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Reanimate that shit and make it walk all kinds of places like the mall, the bank, Tony's kitchen...
    Nov 16, 2016
  18. Lonelycity
    Lonelycity
    Nov 16, 2016
  19. The great metalunicorn
    The great metalunicorn
    Nov 16, 2016
  20. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Ah good, We have some necromancers here. Well meh good ppl, heres the plan. Reanimate this puke covered corpse and march it into Tony's kitchen. This is the best Agreed on way to dispose of a corpse. So now all we need you to do is make with the magic and bobs ur uncle, Tony's got a new roomate
    Nov 16, 2016
  21. LivingCorpse
    LivingCorpse
    Why am I summoned here?
    I'm not a Necromancer, I'm the guy who got Necro'ed
    There's a great difference
    Nov 16, 2016
  22. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Ah Apologies then
    Nov 16, 2016
  23. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    BEGONE KNAVE!

    *Unsummons LivingCorpse*
    Nov 16, 2016
  24. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    NEXT!
    Nov 16, 2016
  25. LivingCorpse
    LivingCorpse
    Geez...
    You could be more polite when unsummon me. Whatever, I'll take whatever in your fridge for the summoning payment for now
    Nov 16, 2016
  26. LivingCorpse
    LivingCorpse
    *raid fridge*
    *exit through the front door*
    Nov 16, 2016
  27. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Activate Disinfection Protocols!

    *Sand Blast the fridge*
    *Acid Bath the fridge*
    *Superheat the fridge*
    *Spray with Lemony Fresh Dissenfectioner*

    DONE!
    Nov 16, 2016