Comments on Profile Post by A5G_Reaper

...who the heck made that kind of movie...? -___- Stop watching romcoms! Let's go watch horror movies instead! \o/

@iampsyx hey! I worked really hard at that movie!

*cough* I mean, that's what whoever made it would say. you should be more considerate

@Nargol Yeah, well, normal love stories are boring, don't you think? There should be blood! Gore! Thrill! Deception! Backstabbing! Schemes! Yanderes! Murder! Zombies! \o/

@iampsyx you haven't even seen the movie! how do you know it doesn't have those things?

I portrayed you as a scheming, yandere necromancer, who gets backstabbed by a brainwashed Tony

You think I would be satisfied with some run-of-the-mill romance? I'm a connoisseur!

....is what the director, who is clearly not me, would probably say

Where's the Jewish Sith Lords?

@A5G_Reaper they don't come in until the second movie. they use jew sorcery to directly attack Tony's credit score, preventing him from proposing to iampsyx until he resolves the issue

@Nargol That...seems interesting. But that's a totally different vibe from the title! It's misleading! Change it!

@iampsyx I refuse! How could a plebeian like you possibly understand the sublime beauty of my work, or the carefully thought out puzzle piece that is the title?! I am an artist! Not even God can judge me!

....is what the director, not related to me in any fashion, would say. Probably.

@Nargol ...You really know a lot about what the director is thinking...Could it be...?

YOU'RE THE PRODUCER AREN'T YOU??!!!

No, wait. @Tony would definitely be the producer. So you would be...the...scriptwriter??!!!

!

I have no idea what you're talking about *room starts to flood from the sweat pouring off my forehead* If you'll excuse me, I have some evidence to bur.. *cough* I mean important business to take care of.
Take care of the rest @Tony! *runs away*

*Nargol runs off*
*looks back at @Tony*

Uuh guys? The sanitarium called, they're coming to pick up a mad totally-not-producer guy called Nargol.

*gives @A5G_Reaper a GPS tracker* I knew this would come in handy someday. Tell them to "teach" that scriptwriter wannabe to pick better titles next time! \o/

*as soon as he's out of sight, puts on a full-face mask* They call me mad... All artists are mad!

*loads gun* A costume.. some makeup... a spray of blood..

Art must exist beyond reason!

My genius will be understood.. eventually!

Headline News: "Mad Not-Scriptwriter Shot Self After Bungee Jump with Own Intestines"

You will all learn

ART CANNOT BE KILLED

@Nargol But artists can.

"You will soon learn that beneath this mask, is an art. And as you know, arts are bulletproof."

~Nargol moments before shooting himself*

@iampsyx The essence of a thing is found only in its absence. The end is important in all things

With my death, my work will reach transcendence! THE WORK IS ALL THAT MATTERS!

*gunshot*

*starts looking through @Nargol's "art" in the basement and checking out which ones to throw, recycle or burn*

His father was a drinker
And his mother cried in bed
Folding Nargols t-shirts
When the swingset hit his head
The neighbors they adored him
For his humor and his conversation
Look underneath the house there
Find the few living things, rotting fast, in their sleep
Oh, the dead

well, that song is originally about John Wayne Gacy tho.

I feel sort of dirty applying it to myself.... even as a jest

That song is scary!!

@Nom de Plume yeah.. it's about one of the worst serial killers of all time, after all. John Wayne Gacy was horrific.

it's a fantastic song though. Sufjan Stevens is an incredible musician~~

Damn, what happened while I was away? The scriptwriter from the sanitarium I hired for 100 nuffies shot himself? That's some crazy stuff

@Tony yep. and they found all the dead people I kept under the floorboards too.

Luckily, I shot myself in the head; nothing important was lost. I'll be working on the sequel before you know it~

Thanks @Nargol, you're a really hard worker~ All this for just 100 nuffies? I should advertise you a bit

100 nuffies? What happened to that guy who would do the same for 99- oh wait nvm, they found him under Nargol's floorboard.

@Tony This has nothing to do with something as vulgar as money.

The WORK is what matters! This art is a compulsion I cannot resist...

Or, to be blunt: I'm a crazy cook who started a cult for a bird; who knows what I'll do or why?

@Nargol ...Nothing was lost when you shot your head?...That means your brain cells were already gone when you were writing that story? Figures...smh

@iampsyx they fled my body many years ago

Want me to sell you some? I got lots of 'em the last time there was a zombie apocalypse XD

@iampsyx thank you, but no~ I find life without brain cells wonderfully liberating~

*reads the whole profile post*

Well, I lost a lot of fun conversation... At least i'm catching up to my alerts now though! \(^^)/

@Nargol Um...okay....Have fun, then...

*rolls around*

*nom Nom*

*nom Reapyon*

O_O

Nya~
*Hug Nom nom and Reapyoon*
>W<

*still nomming Nom*

>.<

The ring disappeared again...
*Nom Reapyoon*

>////<)

... I really want to give you that ring... >.<

*Light kiss*

* is nommed yet again *

Q-O

Nya~
*Nom nom together with Reapyoon*

It's Yuri o'clock already? Good heavens how time flies

Heh