The Everdistant Utopia
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The Everdistant Utopia

Honorary Maou | Part Time Writer | Crau's, from Somewhere, happy for Crau

To this day I don't understand how I got into Otome Isekai novels when I have never played a single Otoge Jan 30, 2023

    1. Kuma Desu
      Kuma Desu
      Now this is better~
    2. Hallow Cause
      Hallow Cause
      You look suspicious asf....
      *calls 911*
      "Hello sir, I think a peadohile is planning on kidnapping a child"...
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Σ(・□・;)Idk how?! I am stuck at this expression!
        May 14, 2017
      4. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        ....he's gonna "correct" me!....
        May 14, 2017
      5. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Should I 'correct' her together with you?
        As friends, you must be go through hardships together~
        May 14, 2017
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    3. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      Hm.... what should I do, indeed...
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      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Good idea. I should make some evildoings...
        May 14, 2017
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        I want to make another person a cat... And then dare them to treat pkitty as their mother for a day or two actively
        May 14, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        HAHAHAHAHA XD
        May 14, 2017
    4. Shem
      Shem
      I didn't know that you followed me >.< i'm sorry!

      Btw @Kuma Desu your father become a lizard <.<
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      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        I think I know now why Crau calls you hardcore-chan...
        May 14, 2017
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        It's just what is necessary.
        May 14, 2017
      4. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Well, It was my bad~
        I'm short too, so I'm one to talk...
        May 14, 2017
    5. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      Bow to the Lizardmen!
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      3. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Timingsss!
        Now I'm a lizardsss!
        May 12, 2017
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        You're lucky I need sleep...
        May 12, 2017
      5. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Thanks gods...
        May 12, 2017
    6. Ko
      Ko
      Aww ~
      To be one of your favourite Nuffians is this old woman's honor~ *bows*
    7. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      Every king must have a country.
      And this king doesn't have any..
      So~
      You will be my country!
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      3. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        THATS STILL NOT A COUNTRY YOU HEATHEN DESU YO!
        May 2, 2017
      4. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        You're free too~
        But I do think that Elfy may not like it~
        May 2, 2017
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        I will make elfy my adjutant or my marshal duke!
        May 2, 2017
    8. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      I like patting people... does this makes me a weirdo?
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      2. prongsjiisan
        prongsjiisan
        If you elder like me it's okay. Patting loli head give a good feeling.
        May 1, 2017
      3. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        @Archaic pickle She's just like me! I think...

        I like patting short people~ It gives peace of mind sometimes~
        Even more after work~
        May 1, 2017
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      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        as long as you know them i guess its ok... dont go patting random kids/ people >.>
        May 1, 2017
    9. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      Tell me, are you my master?
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      2. zzz
        zzz
        May 1, 2017
      3. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        @Shem you can have some of the cake my lil sis made.

        @DM8989 well, this reality won't come crashing at him, anyway~
        May 1, 2017
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      4. Raizhee
        Raizhee
        @DM8989 i call it hearing ,feeling and seeing only what pleases me
        May 1, 2017
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    10. Lovely
      Lovely
      OwO
      i found you! \o/
      1. Lovely
        Lovely
        Apr 28, 2017
      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        *pat pat*
        Good, good.
        May 1, 2017
    11. The Everdistant Utopia
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      3. akki
        akki
        *hugs lovely* you should be careful. These cliffs are always lurking, waiting to claim their next victim
        Apr 26, 2017
      4. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        *flees from what I started*
        Apr 26, 2017
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      5. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        *bored*
        Apr 28, 2017
    12. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      By the powers of genderbender!
      1. Kuma Desu
        Kuma Desu
        Papa turned into mama? What the heck!?
        Apr 25, 2017
    13. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      Tomorrow I'll probably be suffering in a workshop the whole day. Nice!
      1. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Good luck
        Apr 20, 2017
      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Thanks, I guess...
        Apr 20, 2017
    14. Hallow Cause
      Hallow Cause
      [1st random person] would you rather die quickly but really really really painfully, Or die slowly but painfully?
      1. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Hm... it depends on for what reason I'm dying, I think.
        Apr 16, 2017
      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        But I'd say quickly.
        Apr 16, 2017
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      3. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        ^same
        Apr 16, 2017
    15. Ko
      Ko
      I wasn't looking for a knight when I met you.
      And then, when I do have you.
      I couldn't let go of you.
      Blame this old woman's frail heart for loving you.
      1. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        *blushes*
        M-Mistress... thank you, I am a slave to the birds and Ko
        Apr 14, 2017
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      2. Ko
        Ko
        *hugs my sweet knight*
        You're welcome. <3
        Apr 14, 2017
    16. Shem
      Shem
      For a day?
      I worship Koalala!
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        My dare, is it every post?
        I worship Koalala
        Apr 14, 2017
      3. Slaynbr
        Slaynbr
        My condolences ~
        At least is just a day ^^
        Apr 14, 2017
      4. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        @Slaynbr yeah I am a slave to the birds...

        @Shem every sentence I am a slave to the birds. Just like this I am a slave to the birds.
        Apr 14, 2017
    17. Ko
      Ko
      Welcome to my Harem.
      >//////<
      I finally have a knight.
      Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :3
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      2. Ko
        Ko
        Oh, I totally am. <3
        >///<
        And 'tis Mistress of yours sets her eyes on you. <3
        Apr 13, 2017
      3. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Mistress... your stare is a bit... embarasing.
        >///<
        Apr 13, 2017
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      4. Ko
        Ko
        Don't be. You'll get used to it very soon.
        *smiles sweetly*
        Apr 13, 2017
    18. Kuma Desu
      Kuma Desu
      Avaloooooooon!
      Join us on AG!!!
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      2. Kuma Desu
        Kuma Desu
        *tries to punches Anon*
        Not you!
        Apr 13, 2017
      3. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        Hm... maybe later.
        [Later can never come]
        Apr 13, 2017
      4. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        Apr 13, 2017
    19. Hallow Cause
      Hallow Cause
      1St random person.
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      2. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        As plain and simple as it can be,
        Life is you and life is me.
        Life can be wonderful; it could be kind,
        If we all come together, with our hearts and minds.

        If you don't want me here by far.
        How are you ever gonna know, who you are?
        We are all living life to define,
        You can define yours through the life of mine.
        Apr 13, 2017
      3. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        For in unity there is U N I
        and for reading this poem, I shall say, TY
        Apr 13, 2017
      4. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        No need to thank me~
        I should be the one thanking, even if I was the 1st random haha~
        Apr 13, 2017
    20. The Everdistant Utopia
      The Everdistant Utopia
      You know, I'm bad with poems since the times where I had to study parnassianism...
      1. KingOfMangonia
        KingOfMangonia
        as long as you rhyme, who can really tell.. .also you could just make a haiku, short and simple :P 5-7-5
        Apr 13, 2017
      2. The Everdistant Utopia
        The Everdistant Utopia
        My problems are to find fitting rhymes outside from my native language...
        But, yeah, I'll try.
        Apr 13, 2017
      3. KingOfMangonia
        KingOfMangonia
        theres many websites if you need to find rhymes :P
        Apr 13, 2017
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    Location:
    Somewhere, happy for Crau
    Occupation:
    Part-time lunatic

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    Name: Rayu Sersev
    Gender: Female
    Age: 19
    Race: Therian
    [​IMG]
    Class: Vanguard Lancer
    >Bronze greaves
    >Bronze vambraces
    >Bronze halberd
    >Basic tracking and scouting
    >Spear combat
    >Hand to hand combat
    >Therian affinity - allows Rayu to somewhat communicate with felines
    Rayu is just a normal, regular Therian spearman

    Name: Lily
    Appearance:
    [​IMG]
    Ability Summary:
    Sacred Rites - Lily can do funerary rites, offerings and other rites as a priestess of Rihuar
    Star Reading - Lily practices divination through star reading
    Star Magic - Lily can use some spells, though she needs to prepare them beforehand in the form of talismans, made under a starry sky
    • Small Wishes - To heat up a cup of tea, to prevent herself from sneezing, to make her pebble throw at the lake jump one or two skips more, this spell grants the most inane wishes to Lily.
    • Dancing Lights - Creates a small starlet that dances around Lily, or someone she placed it on, for a certain period of time equivalent to how much time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    • Sparkly Lights - Creates a small starlet that when thrown explodes in a sparkle, being brighter the more time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    • Guiding Lights - Creates a small starlet that stays in place for a certain period equal to how much time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    • Soothing Lights - Creates a small starlet that emits a soothing light that calms down small to medium beasts, though on sentient beings it can at best just subside the intensity of a headache. The light last for as long as the time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    • Pairing Lights - Creates a pair of small starlets that can be attached each to a place or a person and that shine brighter the closer they are to each other and can stay for as long as the time the spell talisman was left under the stars without interruption
    Story:
    Lily is Lily. Priestess of Rihuar.

    Companions:
    Zaza, a star gazer lizard
    [​IMG]
    Inventory:
    "Bäng Jisöyor" (Book) - A book on the matter of study of magic through the observation of the stars.
    "Fosnegira Bavoyor" (Book) - A book in matters of etiquette, conduct and scholastics.
    "Mehälrak Hïzali" (Robe) - A gown characteristic of a priestess of Rihuar.
    "Mehälrak Fütawuli" (Headpiece) - A headpiece adorned with horns to simulate the blessings of the Skaudarv.
    Storage:
    Adventurer Cards | Aberon (Rank E), Amanda (Rank E)
    Current Gold: 395
    Dark Coins: 10
    Amanda's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#DA70D6]
    Alberon's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#FDD023]
    Darnic's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#246bce]
    Adrian's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#00b300]
    Rihu's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#9A4EAE]
    Margaret's Color:
    Code:
    [COLOR=#E25822]
    Name: Rihuar
    Race: Deity
    Gender: Male
    Element: Battleready Lightning
    Title: Lord of Thunder, Muscle Brain

    System:

    Cultivation Level: High Warrior, Raging Storm Stage
    Cultivation Technique: Storm Gatherings, War Armament, Rare War Armament
    Cultivation Spell: None

    Truths / Laws: None

    Skills: Thunder Generation, Wrath Generation, Wrath Inducement.

    Appearance: His body is a mix of his three first creations, having a muscular giant body with scales, a head with two horns growing by the sides of it and a pair of razor wings.
    Personality: Rihuar doesn't show his natural personality due to being consumed by the blinding rage that was born alongside of him. If he were to break free of his madness, would show that he's, even being a bit of a battle junkie sometimes, a gentle person.
    Inventory : Audgrael, Draeklir, Sarardaier. The few survivors of the Stormborn.
    Magic Association
    Tower of Reincarnation
    Age of Heroes
    Family of the Damned:
    Father: @The Everdistant Utopia
    Mother: @Crau
    Daughters: @Kuma Desu, @Kysil.
    In-Laws: @Clozdark
    Name: Hrid
    Gender: Female
    Race: 117% Human
    Age: 16
    Class: Peasant
    Rank: E
    Points: 8
    Weapons: Simple Oak Bow
    Armors: Ordinary Clothes
    Coins: 10 Large Copper Coins, 1 Small Copper Coin
    Basic Skills:
    - Archery
    - Arrow Making
    - Scouting
    - Cooking​
    Waterskin
    Crude Stone Arrows [20]
    Kitchen Knife
    Smoked Venison [4]
    Bundle of Lupine Grass
    Old Doll
    Flute of the Library Keeper
    Clay Cooking Pot
    Mortar and Pestle
    Small Pot of Salt

    Name: [None]
    Age: [None]
    Gender: Female

    Concepts:
    [Loneliness]
    [DLC not Unlocked Yet]
    [DLC not Unlocked Yet]

    Appearance:
    [​IMG]

    Name: Werner van Keunen
    Job: Blacksmith
    Skill Tree: Defensive Magical
    Level: 1 (5/10)
    Rank: 0
    HP: 15
    MP: 15
    ATK: 5 [ 2 +3 ]
    DEF: 5
    AGI: 5
    INT: 6
    WIS: 6
    Attack Element: None.
    Elemental Weakness: None.
    Elemental Resistance: None.

    Skills:
    - Seal (Level 1)
    [Makes an enemy unable to act, take damage, or take any action for 2 turn.] (7 MP)

    Inventory (0/10)
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    Equipment:
    Main Hand
    : Plank (+3 ATK)
    Off Hand:
    Head:
    Body:
    Hands:
    Feet:

    DP: 580

    Rat Tail x4
    Rat Skin x4
    Thunderbird Beak x5