Comments on Profile Post by Siceraria

and remember kids say yes to cathulu but no to drugs desu~

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exactly desu~

In short: as early as possible, never say yes to cathulu.

Buncha door-to-door evangelists..

Cathulu = illegal drugs

hey I agree that im addictive and intoxicatingly fun desu~
but im not illegal desu~

TFW an evangelist are trying to fake their cult.

i am the aspirin to your pain desu~
the loperamide to you diarrhea desu~
the sleeping pill in your dates desu..
...

ignore the last one desu~

You're also the cat to my procrastination and the tentacles to my anime...
You should also ignore that last one.

but why desu ka?

Because we're definitely 100% family friendly!

tentacles are family friendly just look at my sig desu~

See?
You'll only going to get raped by those perverted tentacles.

I always get consent desu~
it is not rape if I get consent desu~

Consent(blackmail)

^ true evil desu~

Your ways.

no I properly get consent after multiple forms of avid negotiation using wit and tentacles desu~

What wit?
Don't you mean, threat?
Omg, Frozen ink can't distinguish what is threat and wit!!!!

threatening requires a certain amount of wit desu~
"shakes head"

you have much to learn young grasshopper desu~

Oh, you admit that it's a threat..
*sigh*

wit desu~
the form varies but the roots are the same desu~