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  2. Hatchy
    Hatchy
    Master!! At least save some for me!!!!
    Jul 20, 2017
  3. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    5 pancakes and I will eat them all with my favourite strawberry marmelade
    Jul 20, 2017
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  4. Hotato
    Hotato
    Pancake /o/
    Yummy~!
    Jul 20, 2017
  5. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    (QpQ)
    M-my p-pancake...
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  6. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    Pancakes where yummy as excpected! *prays* Thanky you for this meal *burp*
    @Hatchy I will send you some per flying sword next time
    Jul 20, 2017
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  7. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Give me your German sausage next time...
    I hope it will be big, long and full of meat~!
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  8. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    @Nahrenne With your realm of cultivation you cannot eat my qi infused pancakes
    Jul 20, 2017
  9. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    Jul 20, 2017
  10. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    (¬_¬)
    That is under debate until I get a taste of it personally...
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  11. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    It was an objective analysis of the gathered data
    Jul 20, 2017
  12. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    I'll believe you when I've licked it up and down, massaging my tongue around its girth and sucking out the juices from its cooking~
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  13. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    Cooking? You should know we eat them raw here *rawr*
    Jul 20, 2017
  14. Hatchy
    Hatchy
    I should've never commented here. The only thing that's worse than spam is spam with renne's innuendos. >.>
    Jul 20, 2017
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  15. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Okay, when you deliver your 'sausage' to me, I'll make sure to peel the skin back and take my time savouring your flavour~
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  16. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    @Hatchy dont worry! I have survived tougher ero attacks! All these years of training led me to this moment!
    @Flumya Head my call strategic officer!
    Jul 20, 2017
  17. Hatchy
    Hatchy
    @Grandpa_World .....If that's true...I feel like all those years were spent unwisely....
    Jul 20, 2017
  18. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    I wonder what your meatballs taste like too~...
    Do they feel soft in my mouth as I lightly nibble on their outer layer~?
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  19. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    @Nahrenne When you come to my barbeque I have to take some of your special sauce so that I can apply it over my sausage *wink*
    Jul 20, 2017
  20. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    My sweet honey nectar comes at a price~
    You'll have to make sure you dig it out with your fingers and tongue in order to get the full flavour out~
    Unless, of course, you wish to marinate your sausage straight away~
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  21. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    My meatball are hard to take into your muoth all at once. Before you eat them I have to slap them against some meat to be sure to squeeze out all the produced juices inside
    Jul 20, 2017
  22. Hatchy
    Hatchy
    Wow...you guys should write an ero novel together. >.>
    Jul 20, 2017
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  23. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Ooh, slapping the meat would make them all tender and easier to nibble on~
    Pray tell...how would you go about slapping your meatballs~?
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  24. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    My tongue and fingers are quite skilled as excpected from a cook. I dont mind taking all your juices from you even if I have to get a bit rough~
    Jul 20, 2017
  25. episod3ux
    episod3ux
    FREAKING LEAVE FOR 5 MINUTES GET BACK TO FOOD PORN



    DA HECK
    Jul 20, 2017
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  26. Hatchy
    Hatchy
    Tis not porn. Tis art~
    Jul 20, 2017
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  27. Hotato
    Hotato
    .......
    Jul 20, 2017
  28. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Sometimes you have to be rough to get the juices out~
    You also have to make sure your sausage is completely raw before marinating to ensure it gets fully coated in sticky sweet sauce~
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  29. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    I would need some help for slapping my meatball so I might need you to stand in front of me ~
    Then I would have to order you take some of your layers of since I need a blank surface. The problem is that I need a prepared reddened surface so I have to help with some light slaps first.
    Jul 20, 2017
  30. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    @Hotato I love your question marks on your avi ( ^∇^)
    Jul 20, 2017
  31. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    I fear the only blank surface I have that would go red is in need of some special attention~
    It needs a lot of TLC before it would be ready, light slaps might not be enough~
    Maybe wetting the surface with a different juice first would work~
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  32. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    @Nahrenne I hope you do't mind the little bit of force that has to be applied sometimes to make sure the sausage is all the way in~
    Jul 20, 2017
  33. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    I don't, but alas...I'm not there and you're not here...so this would have to wait until the BBQ is actually happening~
    (^_^)
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  34. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    I have heard human salvia can be usefull protection against bacteria, I always wanted to test it out...Light slap are enough at first - since the meat has to be slapped rather harsh later on
    Jul 20, 2017
  35. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    The tragicque of life! May we meet at a BBQ one day!
    Edit: Everyone else left?
    Jul 20, 2017
  36. Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    No idea.
    =P
    Nice talk about cooking and preparing food~
    (^_^)
    X
    Jul 20, 2017
  37. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    He~ yes food is important, a man must eat regulary.
    Jul 20, 2017
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  38. episod3ux
    episod3ux
    . . .


    @Hatchy if you stroking your meat to this I will change my opinion on you
    Jul 20, 2017
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  39. Hotato
    Hotato
    Jul 20, 2017
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  40. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    Jul 20, 2017
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  42. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    (*´▽`*) epi so pure~
    Jul 20, 2017
  43. Hatchy
    Hatchy
    Jul 20, 2017
  44. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    Jul 20, 2017
  45. episod3ux
    episod3ux
    Jul 20, 2017
  46. Hatchy
    Hatchy
    Jul 20, 2017
  47. episod3ux
    episod3ux
    Jul 20, 2017
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  48. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    Jul 20, 2017
  49. Hatchy
    Hatchy
    Now that I think about it...I think I did that example here on NUF. Or at least someone accused me of it....
    Jul 20, 2017
  50. episod3ux
    episod3ux
    Jul 20, 2017
  51. Grandpa_World
    Grandpa_World
    No it took me two days to find the urbna dictionary - that thing is gold
    Jul 20, 2017