Comments on Profile Post by Osamaru

*releases the dogs after Ossan*

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QΔQ *gasp!*
*rolls Faster!*
三三( ε: )三三(.ω.)三三( :3 )三三('o')三三( ε: )

What a pity...I ate all the cookies already...

*Presses button on laptop*
*Minefield outside house becomes active*
*Osamaru rolls on mine*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!*

Nothing but red mist :D
Good thing after @Shem invaded last time I bought a home defense system from @Satan, bless his soul(And Explosive devices)

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QΔQ *gasp! but I was going to buy you more cookies!!
Twil, how could you!?

*Ghost floats away on the wind*

Homemade beats store bought b*tch!
*Opens oven*
[Batch of @Twilight Fox's Secret Cookie Recipe]
[Desc: A dozen homemade cherry and Vanilla flavored pastries made a master baker and chef, Despite being baked, the cherry filling in the middle remains fresh and fragrant. The cookies themselves emit a strange magical power.]
[Grade: Legend]

But that's not all!
*Tosses cookies inside cradle of Miracles*

......

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OΔO *gasp!* Cherry cookies. I will have them!

*Stab*
No, you won't
*Stab*
They are my cookies
*Stab*
You didn't do the work for them
*Stab*
I spent the time and energy and trained my skill to make them
*Stab*
You tried to roll up on me while I was reading
*Stab*
you tried to break into my place with a secret door
*Stab*
and you will die
*Stab**Stab**Stab**Stab**Stab**Stab**Stab**Stab**Stab*

*fills bucket with blood*
*cough* I'm taking this for my evil pla- um research purposes.
*wobbles away with the bucket*

Uhh m8 watch out for the Trap Car-
*@Flumya steps in Acid Trap hole*
cards...
...Well at least @Satan's security system works.

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(￣▽￣) *stabs bounce off of Iron plate skin*
*grabs last cookie in the house*
*stashes empty Cookie Jar in Inventory*

Thanks!! It was good!
*hyperspeed rolls away*

三三三( ε: )三三三(.ω.)三三三( :3 三三)三('o')三三三( ε: )
*hits rock and goes flying down the Mountain*

HAHAHAHA! Dumbass! You think I would fall for that again!
*@Osamaru leave the mountain*
*Cookies fade into nothingness*
Only the worthy may eat them and only may they eat them as acknowledged guests in my house! You do not fill out any of those qualifications

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QΔQ *gasp!*
*abandoned*

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