Comments on Profile Post by Wobbly

*yawns*
Both?

There are three?

Any and/or all of them? I don't know their life. That's what my spies are for.

What use are your spies if they can't even figure out which head is most petted?

For world domination? And other things I care about like food? What should I care which head of mine is petted most by my slaves?

Because it's always the small things in life that trip you up. Only the utmost paranoia can guarantee safety.

...*shrugs* Paranoia is for the weak-willed and insecure. I'm the cat goddess, ruler of the world, who owns everything through Cat Corps. I have no need for paranoia

when were we ever satisfied with fulfilling just our needs?

I have no want for paranoia. It's for little mortals like you *pat pat*

The one thing god could never understand was love because it is mortal.

*shrug* You can think however you want on love whether or not it is mortal. You are not immortal and cannot speak to it,

The loneliest thing in the world is the throne at the top because there is no one there to push down anymore.

Maybe if you're a human. Cats are perfectly fine with being tyrannical overlords.

You win, sir.
*bows like a gentleman*

*pats head* Good servant. You should now fetch me some tribute. A fish would do nicely

*grills a flounder*
*removes bones*
*puts some soy sauce on the side*
*serves the meal*

*devours* *goes back to sleep*