Corrupt a Wish

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  1. Aria Hime

    Aria Hime The wind has come.. ;)

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    Hello Everybody. This game is called Corrupt A Wish. Some of you may know it but to those who don't,

    The Rule: You grant the wishes of the guy above you but you corrupt it in some way; the more twisted it is, the better. Then you state your wish after

    For example:
    1. "I wish I am more intelligent."
    "Granted but everyone else doubles in intellect."
    ~~I Wish am sexier
    2. "I wish am sexier"
    "Granted.. but you only attract rapists"
    ~~I wish... and so on

    Be creative... or sadistic AHAHA

    Here, I'll go first.

    I wish I have my own car....
     
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    DocB [dok-bee]

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    I wish I have my own car....
    "Granted butsea level rises so everyone buys a boat."

    i wish i have a boat...
     
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  3. Risus

    Risus ✵ Enigmatic Poet ✵ Tiger ✵ Me ✵ Reese's ✵

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    Granted but there's a Leviathan in the water that really~ likes the taste of boats...and humans...

    I wish I had super powers...
     
  4. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    are you trying to hijak the thread?
     
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  5. Risus

    Risus ✵ Enigmatic Poet ✵ Tiger ✵ Me ✵ Reese's ✵

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    just ignore it~
     
  6. Shance

    Shance 『Absolutely serious』

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    Granted but you become unable to affect anything in the world...

    I wish to know all languages on earth.
     
  7. Risus

    Risus ✵ Enigmatic Poet ✵ Tiger ✵ Me ✵ Reese's ✵

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    and the OP should place a No Hijacking/Serious tag
    @Aria Hime
     
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    nazmulm The King of Sloth

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    granted but every time you use them someone you are close to is erased

    i wish i was immortal
     
  9. Shance

    Shance 『Absolutely serious』

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    Granted but you become dumber the longer you live...

    I wish I could fly...
     
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    Risus ✵ Enigmatic Poet ✵ Tiger ✵ Me ✵ Reese's ✵

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    Granted, but you can't talk to people
    Granted, but you are forced to be like a tree, long lived, eternal in fact but you must stay still, you may only drink the rain, and eat sun rays..


    Granted, but only an inch off the ground

    I wish I could eat anything, without harmful side effects :p
     
  11. Shance

    Shance 『Absolutely serious』

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    Granted but you taste nothing!

    I wish to know all languages in the world...
     
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  12. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    granted, but everything you eat will taste like cardboard.

    i wish to have photographic memory.
     
  13. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    Unfortunately, you can eat them, but not digest them so they will go through your body and make you have extremely excruciating shits.

    I wish for a slice of pizza with my favorite toppings

    I may be last, but I like this corruption too much. deal with it
     
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    DocB [dok-bee]

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    granted but spend the first year seeing people pooping

    i wish a my favorite novel is fully translated
     
  15. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    garanted, but you only remember ugly naked man....

    i wish to sleep
     
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    Granted, but you never wake up again.

    I wish I had a hot girlfriend.
     
  17. Aria Hime

    Aria Hime The wind has come.. ;)

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    granted she's burning alive as we speak

    i wish my internet speed is the fastest!!!
     
  18. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    Bwahaha, my wish is uncorrupted so I have a slice of pizza. take that @Xeanx13
     
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    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    garanted, but you burn to death

    i wish i had a new pc
     
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    DocB [dok-bee]

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    granted but you can only load boku no pico

    i wish that dog have wings
     
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