Corrupt a Wish

Granted, a red herring is given to you.

I wish for chocolate not to be so sweet.

 

granted, but you are now in a well you can't get out of, and the only food you have left is chocolate, and as it is no longer sweet due to the removal of most of its sugar content, you cannot gain enough energy to yell for help or to climb out
I wish for something to do

 

Granted, from now, you will not be able to do nothing.
I wish for chocolate to be sweet again.

 

granted, but the rest of the sweets in the world will disappear forever.

i wish for an older sister!

 

Granted you will have a older sister who is 100 years old and is very cranky
I wish to live a very lazy life

 

Granted. You're now in a coma and will never wake up again.

I wish for $1.

 

Granted, but you need to make a new post on this thread and then donate 4 nuffies to me (or anyone else, really).

I wish for a number.

 

Granted, the number 4 is given to you. It causes you bad luck.

I wish my ice cream wouldn't melt so fast.

 

Granted~ it doesn't melt at all. It's so frozen you can't eat it at all. You can't even dig into it with a spoon. Then after a while it instantly turns it liquid~

I wish I could make it snow whenever I wanted~

 

Granted!
But the snow you are able to create gets you in jail for destroying public property.

I wish i had a game ring like zhang ye

 

Granted, but Zhang Ye will inhabit your body and destroy your soul.

I wish I owned the rights for Star Wars.

 

Granted, but you end up forced to make a new movie, and it ends up so horrible that the whole franchise goes bankrupt, which makes you get a humongous debt.

I wish for some profit on the Jan ken tournament!

 

If the prequels couldn't kill Star Wars, nothing can.

Granted, everyone who loses gets a lethal disease and a weapon, the winner gets the only dose of the cure and a pat on the back.

I wish I could change the color of stars at will.

 

granted but each time you change the color of a star,you get sick for weeks.

I wish nobody could corrupt my wish

 

Granted, but it will apply to a random future wish in a random parallel universe and in every other universe, you will die when the wish is granted.

I wish blind people would all regain their sight.

 

Granted,but they will die o,3423423423 seconds later.

I wish silence

 

Granted you're deaf but every sound you can't hear is displayed as text.

I wish for a dolphin.

 

granted but it's an evil mutant dolphin and also ugly.

I wish for neutrality

 

Granted, you are now gender neutral.

I wish to be immortal.

 

Granted, but you age normally and every time you would die, someone else dies in your place.

I wish the Earth was square.