Corrupt a Wish

@asuya Granted sent you a AC

Wish I had a dagon as pet

 

its parents will find you and use your soul to stuff the dragon's toys

 

whats your wish?

 

i wish to have the power to overcome victorious of any problem without much being lost

 

Granted. You can't lose anything if you have nothing.
I wish I had better eyesight.

 

Granted, but you lose your hearing~
I wish I could control my sleep

 

Granted~ you can now control what time you go to sleep. But you have no control over how long you sleep or what time you wake up. So each time you sleep you might wake up after a few minutes, hours, days or even weeks~

I wish I could create clouds~

 

Granted. You can create clouds for backup.

I wish for this game to be played again.

 

Granted, now I'm here! But I'm not very fun...

I wish I was funner.

 

Granted but it was only just a dream.

I wish for a scratch post with your picture on it.

 

Done, but my face is so hardcore that your nails break.

I wish I can sleep right now.

 

Granted you are now asleep But your mind is awake and you wont wake up anymore.

 

I wish i can flick @PKitty 's forehead! ^^

 

Granted, but @Nyanko claws your eyes out due to hurting a friendly kitty.

I wish for cuteness.

 

Granted, But Only last for 0.1sec An was acid accidentally poured on your body.

I wish for unlimited food

 

Granted, it's rotten.

I wish for a teddy bear!

 

Granted, It stinks.

I wish for cake!

 

Granted, you found @Cake , but he is inactive since quite some time ago.

I wish to find @God .

 

Granted, but you discover he's an axe murderer. You meet him while he's on a killing spree.

I wish the sea would part.

 

Granted~ the sea parts. You get curious to see what the seabed is like so you go to check it out. As you're walking through the sea comes crashing down on you and you drown~

I wish whenever I look at someone they yawn. Even people on tv~