Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you get it as soon as you make 40 posts on the novels subforum!

I wish for cute shoes!

 

Granted, but they're stolen by your sister (if u dont hv one, then ur friend) >_>

I wish I had some shoes that could let me fly, like the ones Percy Jackson's got~

 

I have 2 brothers! >.<

Evil friend! I'll have my revenge!!!

Granted, they also came with the curse that drags you to hell! Welcome home! Enjoy your days full of suffering!

I wish for a digimon song!

 

Granted... I cant hate on that, I loved digimon when I was younger~

I wish for another spring break that lasts till summer ^_^

 

Digimon is nice! \(^^)/

Granted! But it's the last break you'll have in your life!

I wish for a plate.

 

Dark... You can have that cursed wish of mine

Granted, but it's porcelain and you drop it and shatter it. After which, it punctures your vein and you die! Hahaha

I wish for nothing <.<

 

But I like being alive!!! >.<

Granted, you get nothing, no money, no food, no water, no job, no friends, you die a lonely death while starving.

I wish for a magical girl to appear!

 

Granted, but it was @NUCL3AR T1GER in disguise

I wish for a magic light pen that can write on the air~

 

Granted. Of course I then forget to tell you that in doing so you turn the air into something else, with color, perhaps, yet also gaseous, so...

Mustard gas, perhaps? Enjoy the holes in your lungs. Death comes quickly after that.

I wish I wasn't in such a bad mood.

 

Granted but after 2 more seconds your mood is going to become bad again.

I wish I win a Mewtwo in the pinata game.

 

Granted, you put a miniature mewtwo on a pinata you made at home and you broke it all alone since you have no friends to play with you.

I wish for a hat!

 

Granted. I give you a hat made out of neutronium.

Approximate mass should be equal to @The Mt.Tai, so unless you have significantly more physical strength than any human ever born (or all of the, combined) you're now a resident of flatland. And dead, but that's a secondary concern.

I wish for more Cinderella's.

 

Granted, but the person below read it wrong and thought it was Cinderella, so you got a bunch of terrible adaptations and reboots of it, and they were all shown to you since people thought you wanted them very much.

I wish to be able to see @The Mt.Tai

 

Eh, I'll take that. I see you didn't know what I meant but that's fine too.

Granted. It is suddenly teleported to right above your head. Of course, being that I didn't deactivate gravity while doing this teleportation, it immediately falls and you, your family, and everyone else you know is immediately crushed into oblivion. You will never stop seeing it, assuming your eyes still work in the middle of solid rock post impact.

I wish I had more TV channels. Or that live streams worked the way they did last year

 

Yep, I didn't! So I just improvised! \(^^)/

Granted, you have plenty of children's channel, so your house start being filled by all the people that live in your surroundings for your house is the best place for them to live their children at.

And well, the puppy eyes of the children make you hesitate a bit before the parents go away, which kinda made you stay with them unless you wanted to throw them all in front of @Truck-kun .

Then you kinda went crazy with the excess of people on your house since 1000 children at once in a single place is a bit too much for anyone to handle and you had a heart attack.

Good job! You gave the children the experience of seeing somebody have a heart attack right in front of their eyes!

I wish for a coin.

 

This is what I'm talking about. By my count there should be 5 (not like my predictions are worth anything from the 12th percentile...) but more are always fun.

You are given a coin. However, being that you wanted a coin at a very specific location, quantum uncertainty demands that it have very uncertain momentum. So the coin arrives at your location with a speed of around .9999c.

Preliminary calculations put the energy of impact with air at approximately 100 nuclear weapons, and with anything solid at solar flare levels. Congratulations, you have successfully destroyed earth in a fiery hell storm as X-rays and gamma radiation spread out from the impact site followed by magnitude 12 or higher earthquakes that tear the planet apart.
Everyone hates you forever in the afterlife. You are known throughout the netherworld as "The girl who destroyed the world for a penny". Enjoy your eternity of suffering.

I wish I had more money. Preferably in an electronic and easily spent format.

 

Eh? Thought there was a real meaning to Cinderalla, not that it really was a typo...

Oh well, I hadn't heard of it with this meaning as well anyway!

Got a penny! #NoRegrets

Granted, you have 1000000 nuffies! You can tease Parth with that if you want!

I wish for plushy!

 

Granted~ You're given a plushie. But it turns out to be @Matsurika's and she becomes angry and takes it off you leaving you sad...

I wish for someone to steal @Kami Association's right shoe

 

Granted! But the person wasn't happy with just that so they @Kami Association's left shoe too, as well as all the money that Akkihime-sama stole from @Ophi-kun, just to waste it all on blackjack.

I wish for Rika-chan to not be angry anymore! >.<

 

Granted
now she's just pouting

I wish @akki would give me $500 so I can waste it on Black Jack