Corrupt a Wish

granted but it'll cause the third world war

I wish I can make my own pocket dimension

 

Granted, but the entrant is smaller than your fingertips.

I wish for a star gate.

 

Granted, but the gate leads to a black hole.
I wish for a body pillow.

 

Granted, it's as hard as a rock

i wish the sea would disappear

 

Granted, sea water is now invisible.

I wish for a boomerang.

 

Granted, but then it tore a fabric in space and time and then your existence disappears for all eternity.
I wish for it to be morning where I am.

 

Granted, the sun will never set at your place, also, you've become a vampire.

I wish for a cool hat.

 

Granted, but it's green and you're in china.
I wish for ten fishes.

 

Granted, here's your cool hat made of 200% ice

I wish for all animal's fur to disappear

 

Granted, you got ten fishes, and standing in front of you are ten hungry bears.

Granted, they've all turned into iron needles.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

Granted, but it's from a poop of an animal.
I wish for the power to fly.

 

Granted, you're already a vampire so you can already fly, but now your flying ability is so strong that you cannot go lower than the Everest. Good luck avoiding the sun.

I wish for cash.

 

Granted, i present to thou...nuffies, the only currency in NUF

I wish for my own company

 

Granted, but it immediately goes bankrupt.

I wish to have the ability of x-ray.

 

Granted, but all you will see are organs.

I wish to be a genius.

 

Granted, but you incur the envy and wrath of everyone in the world.

I wish to be a god.

 

Granted, but nobody worships you

I wish for war

 

Granted, but you travel back in time, it's WW2, and you're in germany!

I wish for a superhuman strength.

 

Granted, you've been turned into a gorilla.

I wish for tea.

 

granted but it tastes very bland

I wish for coffee