Granted, but God smacks you, takes your powers, and reincarnates you into a weed in a heavily populated city where you get stepped on every day. I wish I had an army of loyal spirit severing stage neo-demons
Granted, but when they see Meng Hao, their loyalty wavers. And by wavering I mean they join his vast army and leave you behind. In the Middle of the Western Desert. With no food, water,or shelter for a billion miles. I wish for the ability to turn the next poster on this thread into my sex slave
Granted, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but he awakens your inner M and from there he spends his days conquering your mind and body. Until one day you look up and realize that you're on your knees before him, reduced to a slave yourself. I wish I could breathe underwater
Grant, but you can never breathe outside of the water again I wish for a bag of holding (dimensional pouch)
Granted, but you can only fill it with actual human shit, which you have to insert and retrieve by hand (no suction power) I wish for unlimited energy drinks
Unfortunately, you are required to consume them all at the same time, causing you to explode. I wish for the poster after the next poster to be my sex slave (See you can't corrupt my wish too badly or else you can't have your revenge. Though it's more prevenge) Edit Phew, I almost posted after the next poster. But you can't trick me. And you didn't really corrupt my wish either, but I'll take it CURSE YOU @Risus NM actually he's my sex slave now, so it's ok
"Granted, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but he awakens your inner M and from there he spends his days conquering your mind and body until one day you look up and realize that you're on your knees before him, reduced to a slave yourself." He then directs you to start building a slave harem for him and so you wish for the poster after the next poster to be your sex slave, indirectly increasing his harem... I wish I could eat suns without dying.
Granted. But while the holiday happens a cougar jumps through a window into your house and tries to kill you. You play dead in hopes it will leave, but instead due to the feeding habits of cougars it decides to eat your internal organs. So you lie there while this massive cat feasts on your still beating heart. I wish I would catch on fire.
Granted, you catch on fire but it doesn't burn you, yet it does burn everything around you. A lava worm, noticing this great and seemingly never ending source of heat, crawls into your body and lays its eggs. A few days later after you've watched everything/one in your surrondings burn to ashes the eggs hatch in side you. They slowly feed upon your innards until they are nourished then dig their way out through your mouth, nose, ears, eyes, anus, and penius. I wish that I didn't have to sleep.
Granted. Instead you just CAN'T sleep and die after several days of hallucinating. I wish for a new job.
Granted, but for each wish you have to lick an old gramma's socks. I wish I could read people's minds.
Granted but it is not by choice Rather whenever someone thinks within a 100 mile range of you, you are forced to hear it. All the time. Every second until you eventually pull a gun on yourself and end it all. I wish that I didn't hate myself.
granted, but you will be heated by everyone else. including your family and any possible partner you will find.... wish i could teleport whenever, wherever and however i want....