Discussion History of potatoes mayhem

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Enigma, Dec 12, 2015.

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Do you know who potato is

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  2. No

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  1. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Everyone on this forum knows of @Potato right?on popular request here is a thread where you can share the trouble potato has caused in the forum.from his rising of the food faction to the plethora hijacks.
    Or make an extensive list of potatoes enemy's



    You can get the detailed version of potatoes biography for a low price of 29.99 (in 85 payments)

    Be nice though and hijack at will
     
    Enigma, Dec 12, 2015
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  2. Potato

    Potato its doomed

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    +tax and shipping & handling
     
    Potato, Dec 12, 2015
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  3. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Don't tell them that it was suppose to be a nice little surprise
     
    Enigma, Dec 12, 2015
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    ghostcat Member of the Royal Society of Napping

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    ...... i'm not sure i know who @Potato is..... i know what @Potato is though......
     
    ghostcat, Dec 12, 2015
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    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    The great enemy of Potatos is Walter Raleigh who by legend turned the potato into a sacrificial foodstuff for the masses of the world by introducing it to Europeans. So the fact that Potato is nothing but food, is thanks to Walter Raleigh. In fact, Queen Elizabeth I was so pleased with Raleigh's defeat of the potatos, turning them into nothing but food, she gave him a knighthood.

    True story
     
    Nyanko, Dec 12, 2015
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  6. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Any ideas of what else to add to the poll?
     
    Enigma, Dec 12, 2015
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  7. Potato

    Potato its doomed

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    ...
     
    Potato, Dec 12, 2015
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  8. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Happy now?
     
    Enigma, Dec 12, 2015
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    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    I want to complain desuwa~!
    We was trying to kidnap... ehem... greet this loli desuwa~!
    And this @Potato just sprouted of nowhere desuwa~!
    Now we can't kidna... ehem... greet this loli desuwa~!
    The loli must sense our intent to kidna... ehem
    The loli must be scared of @Potato desuwa~!
    @Potato is EVIL desuwa~!
     
    LivingCorpse, Dec 12, 2015
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  10. Nyanko

    Nyanko Psychotic Cat Princess

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    Thomas Jefferson could also be claimed as a key enemy of Potato's as well. It was him that introduced the Pommes de terre frites à cru, en petites tranches to America, thereby popularizing the "French Fry" and promoting the genocide of potatos for consumption. However the most famous enemy of potato is the Phytophthora infestans or the Potato Blight, which affects the leaves and the stems and the roots of the potato, making them unusable. This damages both Potatos and Humans, since the Humans cannot use potatos infected with Phytophthora infestans in their potato genocide, thus meaning that more potatos must be harvested and killed
     
    Nyanko, Dec 12, 2015
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  11. Saitama

    Saitama Hmph

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    Potato ruined forums
     
    Saitama, Dec 12, 2015
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  12. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Don't forget potatoes biggest fears the microwave,oven, and deepfryers that can eradicate his kin in minutes
     
    Enigma, Dec 12, 2015
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  13. Potato

    Potato its doomed

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    i joined the forums, ruined the forums, shit on the forums, and left
     
    Potato, Dec 12, 2015
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  14. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Don't leave then the forums will turn boring and serious ....
     
    Enigma, Dec 12, 2015
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    coveted Sexiest Banana Alive

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    I know @Potato... he is a radioactive tuber that is hell-bent on destruction
     
    coveted, Dec 12, 2015
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    Saitama Hmph

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    You have yet to leave
     
    Saitama, Dec 12, 2015
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  17. Potato

    Potato its doomed

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    destruction of what?
    it will if the food army is led by @tocos10
     
    Potato, Dec 12, 2015
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  18. Ryve16

    Ryve16 Working Hard and Hardly Working

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    Because poutine!
     
    Ryve16, Dec 12, 2015
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  19. raven

    raven What to type?

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    seriously
     
    raven, Dec 12, 2015
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  20. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Ok you can both be the leaders ...... ill just do the paperwork for seven like always th (35).jpg
     
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