How to shitpost good?

Start with not telling your thread or post is a shitpost.

Like this thread, You just shitposted.

Well played m8

 

Shit Posting you say?!?!? Well shitposting as other have said it is a dao, it requires talent. Post some shit (usually is random shit) that you find really funny then let the cancer from NUF invade your post.

 

If you have a lot of free time, you'll be able to do it

For example:
This thread is a good example. Just ask the others, they have enough free time to shitposting on your thread

 

ffs

I feel not many people actually know how to shitpost and only try to go with the flow.

 

opinion~ when such thing clashed~

 

hmm maybe being a passive aggressive insult that is not a full insult but remains content-less yet provoking.
E.g. I always see X posting here I am wondering if they are friendless and sad.

 

Shitposting is over rated.

Now spam, that right there is something you go along with the flow with. To me its all the same, as long as I get my quality entertainment I'm good

 

Wew lad
Someone else do it

 

Thought I might help out a fellow in need...

 

fail~ really~

 

You will get it if you play the game and then you might even find this funny, sir...

 

A lot of words that don't mean shit

 

Thank you for your teachings, Risus!

May I try it out, this technique looks very powerful. Whenever I imagine how powerful certain individuals in certain cultivation novels are and then see that no matter how good they are, they will still get thrashed by the protagonist, then I know, it was time to skip some paragraphs or even a dozen chapters.

Thank you kindly...

 

It is talent. According to this post you don't have it.

 

it's easy to shitpost to me at least just say you want Pineapple on Pizza and I will hate that post and you.

Sweet shit on pizza should never have happen bastards T_T

 

@1st Tribulation I'm going to elaborate here what a shit post truly needs.

First you have to think about what kind of people you want to addresse.
Afterwards you know more certainly what kind of message your statement wants to give the chosen few.

But a true shitpost can move the heart's of all people.
If anyone sees a true shitpost, they will stop for a while and be provoked to think about it. It's a high end game level skill. Sometimes all you need is to say what you feel like is correct.

And with this I have taught you everything I know.

Now go out into the world and make me proud, my young magicarp!