Image you had an empty shop

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what would you do

  1. make 10 jeans jackets

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  2. sell jingshi

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  3. feel awkward

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  1. Deleted member 41274

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    You were standing there in your empty shop, with nothing in it, but some clothes like in one of those shops, which sell clothes. But you have only very little, like ten trousers that's all.

    You stood there looking at the entrance. Wanna make a good impression on the customer with what little you have, 10 god forsaken trousers or jeans

    Then now what would you do, what would you wanna sell in your shop? Would you sell those jeans? What would you feel?

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    That's how I pictured a profile in my dream. Like a shop, you wanna make it look decent and sell the 10 jeans or whatever
     
  2. Digix

    Digix Owl-sama Follower

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    You but you only have 10 trouseres in that shop nothing else
     
  4. Kurokami Shuu

    Kurokami Shuu Well-Known Member

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    this question forced my brain more than highschool tests,
    but if you want to make a good impression just give these things for someone in need

    edit: now that i think about it, why do you even have a shop if you only have 10 products?
     
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    So your shop is empty now hmm thanks for that nice answer

    Was expecting things I don't expect, and charity I rly didn't think of
     
  6. Ignus

    Ignus Philosopher of Flames

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    Stuff 4 trousers with 5 others. Cut the last one up into strings, and use it to make the first 4 into puppets. Use the framework of the store entrance and the cut up strings to perform a show with the remaining 4 trousers
     
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    I'd sell the shop. If I can't afford to stock anything in the shop, then its a dead end pretty much so I'd either rent it out or sell it to someone who can...10 items is not enough to make a living.
     
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    Grenore 《Member》

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    i wonder how would it look though, just imagining only 10 jeans in a shop, the shop would look naked. it'd be better if owner closed it down, and saved up more jeans in storage then sell all together.
     
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    Ixcez Intergalactic Xanthic Custom Error Zone

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    Wouldn't an almost empty shop mean that the shop has had a great sale? So why would I feel awkward of having sold out my stock? :D
     
  10. zhainan2157

    zhainan2157 『Villager No.2157』『Kawaii Connoisseur』

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    Empty now, but you still have your body right?
     
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    I Eat Monsanto He who courts death

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    Wrap a wound in a pair of pants, build a tent with the rest. Show everyone all of this extra things your pants can do and they'll be selling like hotcakes.
     
  12. Digix

    Digix Owl-sama Follower

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    Burn down the shop collect insurance money profit
     
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    Sircus [Well-Known God]

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    It sounds like Im very bad at business and should find another job. Perhaps become a park worker or flipping burgers.
     
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    Lol selling my body, I could open a red light disctrict with my self for the old ladies as a toyboy

    Yeah or open da strip club again
     
  15. Nyarlathotep

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    I would renovate the shop, make it with a modern look (minimalist/whatever is called the style with only the essential) and make it look like a super high-end shop, selling those jeans (which are not shown anywhere, you take them out of closet/things like that because someone who doesn't show his goods seems like someone so good/important he doesn't need to sell them) at sky-high prices
    Tldr:
    I would make the shop look super important and famous so dumb rich people would pay a lot to buy from it
     
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    Buy one get one free,
    Buy two get three free.
     
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    Damn, you are da boss srsly, that's making millions with one single jeans and I have 10
     
  18. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Take home those jeans and rent out the store. I ain't no businessman. There's a limit on my fake smile per day.
     
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  19. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep The laziest and the King of Procrastination

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    Not millions but there are people who buys clothes worth tens of thousands of dollars just because it is a famous brand
     
  20. Yggdrasil108

    Yggdrasil108 Well-Known Member

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    I would fetch my record player from my apartment and just hang out there. I would call a few friend over smoke shit and drink a beer with them. And if a customer came in they would be very welcome to sit down and talk with us. As a last resort I might just let it burn down, a teacher of mine has shown us how to produce an electrical short circuit without anyone noticing it was on purpose.
     
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