NU Readers Transported to Another World

did you by chance burn your house down once lol. I AM THE LEADER OF THE FOOD ARMY MY NAME IS BUN.lel

 

Not yet but as I love fire it can still be a risk. >: )

 

oh dear what have I done LITTLE WOLF MAKE SURE THIS PERSON DOSENT KILL THEMSELVES

 

Belatedly realizes that someone was requesting fire.
Starts spitting fireballs everywhere.
Trees begin to catch fire.
Oops?

 

*Wolfi nodes*
* Take a sharp stone and begin to skin the bunny*
Wolfi get a stick!
*Wolfi runs of and comes back with my old stick*
*set the bunny on my stick and hold it over the fire*
Beautiful, Beautiful fire...

 

*Begin to dance around the tree*

 

throws carrot at head SNAP OUT OF IT MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOUR RABBITS GONNA BURN

 

>finally gets transported to another world just like my idol MCs
>gets stuck in an island with other betas fighting for survival
>is still stuck in the end
>mfw my dreams are shattered

 

HANDS OVER CAKE Don't worry do you know any basic survival skills?

 

*walks out of ocean*
"HEY I got some lobsters "

 

Oh sh*t!
*look at the bunny*
*Wolfi holds the stick with the bunny and struggling to keep it over the fire*
Oh, poor Wolfi.
*take the stick and hold it over the fire*
there almost done and it´s only a little burned.

 

Are there any bishies here.......*hungrily searches for bishies*

 

GORDON RAMSAY APPEARS ITS FUCKING RAW THROWS LOBSTER BACK IN OCEAN

 

I am meatbun desu if you want bishies GOTO BISHIE ISLAND OVER THERE LOOKS AT A DIFFRENT ISLAND

 

"Haha I tied ropes to them"
*reels them back*
*notices they are gone*

 

GORDON WHY THE LOBSTER THE FOOD IT WAS FRESH MAN IT WASNT EVEN COOKED YET OF COURSE IT WAS RAW GORDON: IM NOT SERVING THAT TRASH TO MY CUSTOMERS YOU FUCKING DONKEY ME:

 

*walks into ocean*
Narrative voice "and he was never seen again"

 

UNTIL MORE LOBSTERS APPEARED

 

Food.......bishies......I need......

 

Gives Gyro Fight on youll be able to get your harem some day pats head