Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get athlete's foot

insert religious texts and scrolls of times ancient

 

you get martial arts

insert 2

 

you get a sequel of a "meh" movie

insert awesome action scenes

 

you get wonderwoman's scene

insert rock

 

you get minerals

insert dragon glass

 

you get mithril

insert china

 

you get pandas

inserts some vague quote from a famous person

 

you get " fire of the opposite of the shore"

insert *

 

you get a strange look with an accompanying ??? on the head

insert stalactites

 

you get lights

insert fruit

 

you get salad

insert potatoes

 

you get mashed potatoes

insert crown

 

you get a knife stab on your back

insert bread

 

got lettuce instead

insert @justabot

 

you get robbed

insert broken dreams and lamentations

 

you get pain and loneliness

insert quote

 

you get a reply

insert some epic music of unknown origin

 

you get ripped ears


Insert cupcake

 

you get relax

insert distortion

 

you get orders, yes you've become a waiter

insert tray