Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

Waiter? Welcome aboard to SSS(Servant's Sinking Ship) @Ruddhz
You can start by throwing a pie to your first customer's face, also don't forget to smile.
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You get a pie thrown to your face.

Insert 80.

 

you get a new chapter of a comic you don't read

insert fork

 

you get pie that i throw~ first customer~

insert spoon

 

You get a really slippery noodles, your spoon is uneffective against them~

Insert 81.

 

you get a @Butler playing with you.

insert comas

 

you get to be the owner of a burnt down building, no the lot's not included, just the building

inserts a taboo topic.

 

you get expelled

insert umbrella

 

You get T-Virus and plus zombies stuck halfway at the vending machine. (Don't just watch, go help!)

Insert 82.

 

you get some really rad music

insert rock salt

 

You got the ocean
insert plant

 

you get a forest

insert john denver's greatest hits

 

you get John denver himself performing live

insert pillow

 

You get an air conditioning unit

insert sand

 

you get a newly build sand castle though...you should build it far away from the waves

insert chair

 

you get seat of throne

insert eggs

 

you got mayfly eggs

insert boredom

 

You get creativity

Insert shield

 

a lance pierce it, is it breakable or invincible?

insert sunshine

 

you get sunglasses

insert cd

 

you get VHS

insert broken lamps