[Poems] Getting into College 101 (a Guide for HS Freshmen, and MORE)

I'd rather B myself

 

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Song Parody (Chorus only):
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots

Spoiler: Original Lyrics and Song Link

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days [11]
When our momma sang~ us to sleep but now we're stressed out~ [14]
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days [11]
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out [14]

Nie Li - Tales of Demons & Gods

Nie Lie POV
Wish I could turn back time, to the good old days~

Before I fought the Sage, Em-peror and all his homies

Wish we could turn back time, to my good old ways~

When I whooped a$$ easily, but now I’m stressed out.


Song Parody (Chorus only):
Gangnam Style - PSY

Spoiler: Original Lyrics

Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style [5]
Gangnam Style [3]

Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style

Ehhh~ Sexy Lady [5]
Op op op op
Oppan Gangnam Style

Eh- Sexy Lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh [7]

Bulls
Trol- trol- trol- trol-
Trolled by Yun Che Style
Yun Che Style

Op op op op
Oppan Meng Hao Dao (dafuq?)

Ayyeeee~ Sexy Chu Feng!
Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Killing every style. (literally)

Ayeeee~ Sexy Ji Ning!
Ning, ning, ning, ning,
Ning son, see my white fur style.