Non-Fic Terrifying bulletproof crocodile Gustave

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  1. drex2580

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    BarryKaizer your crazy fairy godmother of death

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    sounds like most badass lizard on earth
     
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    Just hand me a bomb vest and I'll end it
     
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    Frozen ink Legally had harem『Cathulu』Power of Love & Evil』

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    reptiles are fairly weak to heat desu

    so .. [​IMG]


    desu~
     
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    Khatulistiwa An Egg Eternal

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    Kill it with Fire!!!
     
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    Black Parcher The Eternal World Wanderer

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    Uh he killed more people than that. Gustave was originally a pet of a Warlord in Africa who used to feed him all those that opposed him by forcing them into the water. But I guess they wouldn't want people to know this the Warlord also insured the safety of foreign jewelers as well as other foreign nationals hunting trips [legal or illegal]. Until he got killed by his right hand guy after that it gets sketchy. The movie Primeval was based on it. It was their first attempt to kill him
     
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    Read the edit...

    Huh, that would explain how it was able to grow unimpeded
     
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    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    "He once survived being hit by a rocket launcher"
    Well, bullets are nothing compare to this. So I'm sure Bomb or Fire won't work either.

    Don't you just love to see a Flying Crocodile?(lol)
     
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    Black Parcher The Eternal World Wanderer

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    Maybe napalm. I say just be happy he's a fresh water and not salt water one. Though it would be cool to see him go against a killer whale or a great white.
     
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    A part of me is scared of this but at the same time i would love to have him dissected to see how he works cause you know curiosity
     
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    Kill it from the inside so I'd be eaten then I'd set my self off
     
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    Doesn't eat humans, he eats hippos; kills anything else for sport...
     
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    Shit I guess I'm diving into its mouth
     
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    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    No this crocodile is daoist cultivator
     
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    50 cal might make a dent . Do They make 100 cal bullets ? But this demon might just need some holy bullets to put it down . Also maybe poison ?
     
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    You want to see something freaky but interesting check this short vid out.
     
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    Go with the .950 JDJ. Can be fired from a rifle and is a big mother. Google it, you can find youtube videos of people firing it.

    https://goo.gl/images/TRRgsb here's a pic to give you perspective on the size of this bullet. This should definitely kill it.
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    This sounds like a myth. I find it incredibly difficult to believe there's a lack of concern despite its victim count. Over 300 victims and the authorities has not done anything about it?

    In fact, someone like Ronnie Sumiller would've immediately flown over and captured this bugger to boost his fame. If the rumors were true, this would've been an incredible capture!

    Chances are, Gustave is most probably an invention made up by Patrice Faye, the very herpetologist who named this fabled crocodile.

    Who is Patrice Faye? A suspected pedophile and rapist who was sentenced to jail for 25 years but was repatriated to France for "health reasons".

    But, that doesn't account for the fact that victims and eyewitnesses have seen the scars on the crocodile! Well, there is a phenomenon called eyewitness misidentification. Simply put, those "eyewitnesses" probably all imagined the scars. After all, everyone knew Gustave's description.

    But, why would he invent a monster? For fame? Wealth? Who knows? You'll have to ask the man himself.

    http://www.africareview.com/news/Burundi-French-rapist-jailed/979180-1207912-xu9j2w/index.html
    http://www.rfi.fr/afrique/20111019-patrice-faye-une-affaire-delicate-entre-paris-bujumbura
    http://adventure.nationalgeographic.com/2005/03/gustave-crocodile/michael-mcrae-text/16
    http://adventure.nationalgeographic.com/2008/02/gustave-update/michael-mcrae-text