Discussion Welp it's official, I'm no longer interested in 3-D girls only 2-D ones.

your future seems black,
no wife, no child.
did you try to become a protagonist?
heck . . .

 

unfortunately, I'm a Riajuu (although my salary quite small TT)...
SO go explode ME XD

 

Did you get dumped?

 

Nakatsu Shizuru.

 

If I found a Craig's list add like that I'd be HIGHLY suspicious... until they offered free room board and 3 meals a day. With all that who'd care about suspiciousness.

Does it come with free board and meals? If it does sign me up for fake BF's.com

 

They would have to be asexual or just not that interested in sex and maybe some other qualities. Finding someone is hard enough without the task of looking for qualities Man humanity has to high standards really in my opinion. I don't have much of a preference for a woman's looks. I just want them to be quite healthy and look healthy and finding someone locally is even more of a problem... Being asexual is strange as well but i am happy i never acted like the sex maniacs/teens light novels have in them XD The asexual part is because i am presuming that people into 2d girls will still like sex as i doubt they don't or something like that...

 

It's not that i'm not interested in 3-d , i'm just waiting for 4-d

 

All girls are 2d, before you start complaining that 3d aren't, just listen to me first, a 3d girl is just a 2d girl wrapped onto a meat doll.

 

I....did not expect such a flood of support comments.

 

Lol nah, it comes with 50-50 split on rent, everything else you buy for yourself with no interference from me. I guess I wouldn't mind cooking for 2 instead of 1 if you're not picky about food, as long as you're fine with eating whatever on my lazy days~ I also rarely eat meat, and no pork or beef, so... But it's really more like roommates, with the added benefit that you get a gf for family events, so they don't nag you anymore. And I also wouldn't care if you sleep around. Guys with gf's are more popular for some reason, so there's that benefit too.

I don't think I'll be posting ads though, lol. And I still need to fix my life first, so the fake relationship is taking a backseat for now.

 

If you find a 3d girl that acts like a 2d you might find a new hope..

 

Eh... I like cooking so having someone in my kitchen would end up in a fight, everything has to be in order. I eat almost nothing but meat. *Sigh another fake relationship ended before it even began!

 

Meat is really troublesome to cook! You have to take it out of the freezer and let it thaw, and then marinate and prepare.

I think I would die if I cooked meat every night. Vegetables are so much easier!

Sometimes, I think it is easier to prepare meat two or so times a week, and then just add cooked meat whenever I want protein in whatever I'm making.

 

Meat... is tr.. troub... I can't even finish typing such blasphemy! Meat is meat don't want to thaw it? Buy it out the store same day before you start your activities marinate it for a few hours or even 30 mins. Who says you have to marinate it? Just season it properly let it rest for a few minutes as you prepare other things and then cook it. If you were a woman (all users are boys until proven otherwise) we wouldn't be able to live under the same roof. Meat is ******* to cook. Such words... I can't believe I read that.

 

Ha are we all under aged then if we are male? You put boys instead of men so yea With regards to cooking i buy frozen meaty stuff that i can just defrost overnight and then i can put it in the oven with some potato side dish and bang... food Oh and i add beans or sweetcorn and/or carrots. Not the healthiest but also not awwwfulll ha.

 

and sexiest fam.

 

Okay.

 

All users are prepubescent or pubescent teenage boys with over active hormones that spring boners just from their toothpick pricks rubbing against their underwear or the thought of a girls bra strap let alone the thought of physical contact, until proven otherwise lol.

You put that shit in your bod?! Cook properly!

 

Nah this was only some of the stuff i ate when my parents were on holiday as usually they cook for me (it was just cod in bread crumbs and chicken breasts in bread crumbs it ain't that unhealthy in my opinion ) On the other hand the majority of my lunches need to be way healthier though. Tinned Heinz Spaghetti Bolognese, tinned Ravioli and super noodle packets. I do have eggs or beans on toast though and of course sandwiches.