Alice the Rock, 7 throws, 7 broken windows, 7 defenstations

@AliceShiki, the legendary Asura. A name so terrifying it sends chills down one's spine, her exploits are known all across nuf. Behind that facade of a golden cat is a hellish ruler, one who will not hesitate to defenestrate you along with your hopes and dreams.

To combat her reign of tyranny, seven brave souls challenged her to a game where they might have a sliver of victory. A game of RNG, a game of mentality, a game of Rock Paper Scissors. However, the infamous rock thrower Alice is no mere midboss, she gleefully welcomes all challengers.

• First up is the sacrificial lamb brave vanguard @Cyltea . The valiant Cyl being a person of Cavalier throws their move of Scissors first. Alice in return strikes back with a single and hefty rock winning her the 1st round. Alice wins

• Our next challenger is the Ms. Tree super fan @Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi ! After many a day of hard work and research, Tsukiko was 100% certain that Alice would unleash a rock. Indeed, Alice had flung out another rock as predicted. Unfortunately, even her foresight would turn out for naught, as Tsukiko got starstruck and accidentally threw a rock in panic. The 2nd round ends in a draw

• The next match was truly one of sorrow and warmth. @ikhors and @AliceShiki who were once the best of teafriends were now facing each other as enemies. It was a short, flashy display of violence, unlike the tea sessions the both shared. With her understanding of Alice, Ikhors managed to avoid defeat and actually push the Mahou shoujou to a draw. Rock VS Rock - a draw

• A unexpected twist? As the pumped up but slightly nervous @Stripedhatbecomesgay takes the stage to be sacked, a vengeful challenger joins her. @Avgust has entered the fray to avenge their good pal @Cyltea , who he believes was defenestrated unjustly. With little more than a smirk, Alice accepts the double battle. Alice arrogantly proclaims that she would throw her signature rock with both hands this time. @Stripedhatbecomesgay befuddled and shaken, throws rock, believing it to be naught but a deception. However, @Avgust is not shaken and with a wave throws out a paper! The heroes have miraculously earned their first win. The 4th and 5th round ands with a draw, followed by a win for the heroes

• As the game draws to a conclusion, the heroes begin to panic. However, the party's leader was suddenly struck by inspiration, a revelation, a thread of plot armour. The party sends out old sword @GonZ555 to buy time, while they prepare. @GonZ555 and @AliceShiki being old pals merrily chat about the old days and other trivialities while chaos brews in the background. Oh, and both players threw rock, so it ends in another draw.

• AWAKEN! Shouts @ReaderReader as she defenestrates backup party members, @sleepandeatallday ,and @Aho as sacrifice. She then tosses in some of @Esha07 stolen nuffies for good measure. Somehow, against all odds and even the rules themselves, Reader has summoned a Blue Eyes White Dragon!. In the face of the hysterically laughing Reader, Alice remains unperturbed. Alice picks up a random blue-tinted white rock from the rock and hurls it at the dragon Instakilling it EZGG. Rock may not beat paper, but it can easily crush a puny card from a 2nd rate dualist with a 3rd rate deck. Alice wins

With a score of 1-2, @AliceShiki is triumphant and shall continue her reign. All her fallen victims have been defenestrated of the Castle grand window as tradition.

Spoiler: Alice's final comments to future victims

The dare complete. I accidentally lost the page halfway through so I rushed and redid so it's a bit messier than expected. Oh well