Keel Me Now.

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I always feel the urge to keel myself. Whenever I see a video that causes me to cringe, I want to keel myself. Whenever I am feeling down, I want to keel myself.

Whenever I'm online, I want to keel myself.

Whenever I eat fast food, I want to keel myself.

Whenever I am sad, I want to feel myself.

Whenever I damn myself, I want to heal myself.

Whenever I swam, oh wait, I don't.

Only when I'm on a ship do I not want to keel myself. :blobwhistle::blobwhistle::blobwhistle::blobwhistle::blobwhistle:







P.S. This is a joke. I hope no one took this seriously. If I've bothered someone, then I'm sorry. If you feel the need to keel, then don't do it at sea. Drowning or frostbite sucks.

P.P.S. This is stress relief for myself. Typing a blog helps a lot!

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    1. asriu Feb 19, 2018
      keel ?
      keel1
      kēl/
      noun
      noun: keel; plural noun: keels
      1. 1.
        the longitudinal structure along the centerline at the bottom of a vessel's hull, on which the rest of the hull is built, in some vessels extended downward as a blade or ridge to increase stability.
        • Zoology
          a ridge along the breastbone of many birds to which the flight muscles are attached; the carina.
        • Botany
          a prow-shaped pair of petals present in flowers of the pea family.
        • literary
          a ship.
      verb
      verb: keel; 3rd person present: keels; past tense: keeled; past participle: keeled; gerund or present participle: keeling
      1. 1.
        (of a boat or ship) turn over on its side; capsize.
        synonyms: capsize, turn turtle, turn upside down, founder; More
        overturn, turn over, flip (over), tip over
        "the boat keeled over"
        • informal
          (of a person or thing) fall over; collapse.
          synonyms: collapse, faint, pass out, black out, lose consciousness, swoon
          "the slightest activity made him keel over"
      Origin

      Middle English: from Old Norse kjǫlr, of Germanic origin.
      keel2
      kēl/
      noun
      British
      noun: keel; plural noun: keels
      1. a flat-bottomed freight boat; a keelboat.
      Origin

      Middle English: from Middle Low German kēl, Middle Dutch kiel ‘ship, boat.’
      Translate keel to
      Use over time for: keel

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    2. Pandamonic Feb 19, 2018
      Oh, you want to turn to the fall to the other side?
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