My Friend



❄️Wɪɴᴛᴇʀ's Sᴏɴɢ❄️#Cynical, Male
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My friend is a fucking degenerate..
He got someone pregnant and left it in our house and now he's posting on FB about how he's so heartbroken on his exGF..

He's so fucking stupid and opportunist..
I hate him now..

Btw, I commented "Idiot" on his post about how he misses the girl.

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    1. heartantares Apr 28, 2017
      wow I interpreted 'left "it" in our house' as him dong the business in your house..... which sounded very gross.... but this reading the comments it seems "it" was referring to the girlfriend. should probably edit to say left "her" at our house since it could refer to a lot of things left to the person's imagination. I was also confused about the girlfriend and why he would miss her but apparently there are 2 different girlfriends and its not the pregnant one running away to your house to leave him
    2. Zone Q11 Apr 28, 2017
      Well, that's a dire situation...
      Let's see...
      - The ex-girlfriend's family does not welcome their daughter anymore.
      - The ex-couple don't talk to each other, not even to do a proper break-up.
      - The ex-boyfriend is (according to your statement) literally blinded by love.
      - And then there's the matter of pregnancy...

      Well, I am not very involved in this, but the only thing I could do for now is give advices. (Even though I am 97% sure they will be totally ignored.)
      - The ex-couple needs to talk to each other at some point.
      - The ex-boyfriend needs some sanity in his head. A proper re-education would do.

      But the other two are really private matters of which I cannot intervene... I wish you all luck.
    3. Zone Q11 Apr 27, 2017
      A lot of questions and comments:
      - What happened to the ex-girlfriend and what will happen now?
      - Just what made you friends in the first place...? ...if I may ask.
      - Usually I don't judge people, but I think that he indeed deserves to be called an idiot right now.
      - How did this oppurtunist... well, I guess that's why we call him an oppurtunist.
      - "...and left it in..." Do you mean the ex-girlfriend or the...
      - Why is the idiot who left "it" in your house saying that he misses her? Was the ex-girlfriend the one who dumped him?
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    4. hayyan Apr 29, 2017
      Too bad, I wanna tag your friend here now. But he is not here...
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    5. Zone Q11 Jul 23, 2019
      ...if I may ask, how did this story end? ...or is it still ongoing?
      If you are uncomfortable talking about it, then you don't have to talk about it.
    6. Nefasdetestasti Apr 30, 2017
    7. Nefasdetestasti Apr 28, 2017
      Sorry, I didn't notice about the "love".. autocorrect got shit
      Also, @heartantares thanks for reminding and making it clear to everybody.
      I'm not really good at turning it into a long sentence, even more when I'm on phone.
    8. Zone Q11 Apr 28, 2017
      ...thanks to @heartantares' explanation, the situation sounds more clear to me, but that would mean that the situation is even more dire than I had thought...