Post-7 Question Interview Action, Covered by Lissi

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I hope this reads enough like a sports article, because I've never read one and have no idea how they're written :bloborz:
Fellow Accountable Blogger! @Alexcia :cookie:

Welcome welcome, to the Post-7 Question Interview Action report! (original interview reported here!)

The 7 Question Interview was an interview of @GonZ555 and his meatbun lifestyle! However, after the interview was completed, a action-packed battle between @Kiss and @Anra7777 over Gonz ensued, which the readers may or may not know about. :blobpeek:

Today, a full report of the battle is made public for the first time ever. We hope it will be exciting!!! :blobsmilehappyeyes:

Starring:
[​IMG] Kiss
, the determined meatbun-nommer!!
[​IMG] Anra, the determined meatbun-defender!!
[​IMG] Gonz, the silent meatbun in distress!!

Background:
NUF family trees are big and complicated, so I will not explain the full history of the Hamster family, but readers should know four important family facts!
  1. Anra is the head of the Hamster Family. :blobgift:
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  2. Gonz is Anra's meatbun pet! :blobcatcop:
  3. @Tilgarial, Anra's 1st son, is the head of the Chaos family (see more at the @Chaos Fam Hub) and has maaaaany sons and daughters. One of his children is Kiss! That makes Kiss Anra's grandchild. blobmelt_thumbs
  4. @Lissi , the reporter, is Anra's 5th child! :bloblove:
Gonz is a meatbun, so he is seen as food by some Nuffians. Some ravenous Nuffians, who would nom anything and everything, which naturally includes Gonz (and even Lissi :blobcry:). Let us give some more pats to him :blobpats:

During the interview last time, Kiss and Blitz excitedly spectated. However, afterwards...

Action Report:
Kiss made the first move and took a bold nom of the poor meatbun Gonz!! :blobnom:
Anra arrives on the scene, feeling Gonz's distress (however, he was silent, despite the pain), and immediately uses a powerful attack to defend Gonz and fend off the nommer! :blob_thor:
Kiss dodges! What quick reflexes! :blobcat_hyper:
Surprised, Anra pauses for a moment, and wonders how Kiss dodged aloud. :confusedcatblob:
However, she continues on, and unleashes another powerful attack!! :blobchristmas:
Kiss is frozen by Hamster Freeze. However, Kiss can still talk, and decides to explain where her ability to dodge Anra's attacks came from. As it turns out, Kiss is actually Anra's grandson!! :blobpopcorn_cool:
That was news to Anra, who had believed Kiss to be her cousin. This belief surely must've been the result of the twisted, warped NUF family trees that are ever so common, but now it has been corrected, and Anra continues her defense of Gonz (who is still silent). :blobhero:
Not to be deterred, the ever determined nommer Kiss continues to try to nom Gonz, this time asking for Anra's permission. Kiss uses her best shiny eyes to try to convince Anra! :aww:
Anra uses the skill, "firm no"!! :blobnobully:
Would Kiss be a determined meatbun-nommer if she gave up now? Nope! And so, she noms Gonz anyways, despite that firm, firm "no"! :blob_grin:
Would Anra be a determined meatbun-defemder if she gave up defending the (still silent) meatbun Gonz now? Nope! And so, she flipped a table out of anger and used her ultimate move on this determined meatbun-nommer!! :blob_catflip:
Kiss is isekai-ed to the realm of nightmares. After she comes out, she acknowledges her wrongs, and no longer tries to nom Gonz. :blobxd:
Gonz is still silent.
:blobjoy:

Lissi's Thoughts:
Q1:
Who do you feel was the winner between Kiss and Anra?
Lissi: I think that both are winners, for both succeeded in their goals.

Anra was the meatbun-defender, and she succeeded in defending Gonz and saving him from Kiss. She stopped Kiss from nomming him more! :blobsalute:

Kiss was the meatbun-nommer, and while she was defeated in the end, she succeeded in her goal of nomming Gonz. She even nommed him twice, actually~ (once at the start, and once at the end) :blobhug:

Q2: Why do you think Gonz was silent?
Lissi: Well... I have two theories.

The first is the normal theory. Gonz could not talk due to being nommed.

The second one... Well, I'll just give you a hint to my thoughts~ Gonz gave likes to all the posts by Kiss and Anra when they were fighting over him. Who knows what that could mean? :blob_blush:

Bonus:
QX1:
Why did it take you so long to finish this report? It was requested months ago!
A: Lissi just wanted to save it and release it on Gonz's birthday!! (Oct. 30) :blobalert: It's a birthday present of sorts! :blobgift:
Read: Lissi got lazy few months ago and practiced some... *cough*... extreme procrastination. Gonz's birthday being today was the reason why she finally wrote everything and posted, but she didn't actually have it ready to post months ago :sweating_profusely:

Anyways, shhh, don't tell! :blobshh:

Link to original interview + battle on Gonz's profile!

Here are some more nomming blob emojis, thank you for reading! :blobnom::blobnom::blobnom:

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Comments

    1. Lissi Oct 31, 2021
      @Gandire Alea yup!! And now it's truly the end since I've reported on that whole profile post now!! :cookie:
      GonZ555 likes this.
    2. Gandire Alea Oct 31, 2021
      fumu~
      and so nuf history has been recorded
      GonZ555 likes this.
    3. Lissi Oct 31, 2021
      Alexcia, Mr Popo and GonZ555 like this.
    4. Alexcia Oct 31, 2021
      damn, it this the battle one?
      GonZ555 and Lissi like this.
    5. GonZ555 Oct 30, 2021
      *silently hugs you shyly* :bloblove:
      *goes back to being near @Anra7777 *:bloblove:
      Blitz, Mr Popo, Lissi and 1 other person like this.